Nevada Brothel
A truck driver stops in at a nevada brothel.
He walks up to the bar and slaps down $1000 on the bar top. He looks at the beautiful bartender and says:
"Mam, I want the meanest, ugliest, most no account chick you got in your lineup. Then after that, I want the nastiest, most no account food that you have to offer!!"
The bartender looks down at the $1000 in front of her says sir:
"For that kind of money, you can have BOTH of our top tier girls at the same time, and a full ribeye steak dinner with some cash left over."
The trucker says, Mam:
"I am not horny!! I am fucking homesick!!"
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