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Burlyswamprat · 05-04-2010, 05:53 PM

Anyone else had trouble contacting the elves lately? I made an appointment with one today, arrived on time/a little early, and couldn't get in touch with her. This is after having difficulty contacting one of the other elves earlier. This a common problem? I've made several trips to the North Pole before, and this is the second such occurrance.

MuffDVR · 05-04-2010, 06:23 PM

hmmm well if it was Kodi, she was in a car accident, has neck and back injuries. Skyler is leaving tonight and her "visitor" showed up a few hrs ago so shes done till next week... so as far as i know there are only 3 available now, the new one , ella and kade. hope that helps. I dont really talk to them or know whats going on all the time, but thats what info i have.

Burlyswamprat · 05-04-2010, 11:06 PM

It wasn't either that you mentioned. Give my best to Kodi, I hope she's okay. If that happened today, that might also explain the problem. If they were attending to her, it is certainly understandable.

annie@christophers · 05-05-2010, 01:19 PM

" I dont really talk to them " ... But they tell ya when they are on their PERIOD?? Man you are like the best girlfriend I ever ever had ...

Burlyswamprat · 05-05-2010, 02:46 PM

Muff, I'm sorry, I didn't intend to give her an opening. The elves have been good to me. I rarely go anywhere else.

MuffDVR · 05-05-2010, 04:58 PM

nah its cool Burly, sometimes you have to deal with senile old ladies in every business, we move forward knowing 2 things, they are old, and we will outlive them,lol.

Im not going to respond to her except to say, as it would be obvious, I gave Skyler a brand spanking new Chrysler 300 to take home with her, so yea, shes gonna mention shes leaving town early and why and when shes returning... its what we call being polite. Many "agents" and "managers" will always hate the way i handle things, as it shows we invest alot into our girls, ask other agencies when the last time they trusted one of their New Providers with 30 grand of their own money to take out of state. You want to know the real difference between an Elf and the rest.. They can be trusted. I dont work with anyone who cant be, just to make a dime. I dont care if the provider is making alot of money, if shes doing it wrong, she goes home, its not worth the trouble it can cause.

Sorry bout your problem Burly, running a business of dealing with girls brand new to this, it sometimes has its challenges, Kodi was hit in the new Dodge i got her, so i had to get her to a doctor and a lawyer as well as get her a new car so i had Ella doing some running, and she totally missed her apt with you, its my fault and i appologise ill be sure to make it right. We had a new girl arrive, but after a very good day she decided it was a bit much for her, so im afraid Kendall has returned home today (we didnt beat her and force her to stay... dang we are slipping we even let her keep the 600 dollars she earned.). I do believe Daria and Tiara are on their way back as well as Farrah at the end of the week. I believe a new girl or 2 in the next week as well.

Through all of the bs here, youll find that we stay out of other agencies private business and their dealings with their providers, these providers are adults, they chose to be represented by whom they chose, if they are satisfied with how they are treated then its no business of mine who reps them. Fact is i bring in Virgin providers, its what i do, others chose to poach or locate providers in other area and bring them in to this area, thats their way, and i stay out of it. Of course as everyone is aware, every elf to ever come to baton rouge, has been approached by those other agencies for employment. Do i care? Nope, a provider should do what she thinks is in her best interest, if she thinks she can get a better deal elsewhere, then go for it. Thats why I let the girls have direct numbers and more freedom over their work, If i have to spend my days worrying about pimps and agencies "stealing" them away, i wouldnt have time for anything else. Bottom line is no matter what happens i wont ever run out of attractive providers.
The only thing that those other agencies and managers can do to try and slow the amount of work that the elves take from the economy is to try and make accusations that will cause fear in hobbyists, such as claims of underage girls, abuse, and more. Its a scare tactic that im happy to say has failed due to the fact that hobbyists are not morons, no matter what assumptions those other agencies might come to. A hobbyist is a consumer, and although consumers might try new things in the store or resturant they have found satisfaction in , generally, a consumer will stick to using that store to buy his products, my job being to make sure the store is supplied with the right goods to keep the consumer shopping in our store. For this reason, the consumers have stood by the Elves, and continued to enjoy their services, and made them some very happy and sucessful young ladies. Isnt that what its all about? a smile for everyone?

Again i appologise for the problem Burly, contact me via PM and I will personally pay the cost of your next provider for a 30min appointment, ELF OR OTHER, your choice.

annie@christophers · 05-05-2010, 06:27 PM

Your cool..VIRGINS CROSSING STATE LINES WITH MORE THAN 10,ooo... Ugh yeah I am sure agencies and men are lining up lol.. You can feed them that load muff (and from the looks of things ya do) but I know your just an absurd little fat guy ... If you werent so harmful to the kids I could give a hell but you know and I know that may just not be the truth after all huh darlin?? Anyway ya look stupid again..but glad you are back to tickle my funny bone... maybe I can tickle yours .. C'MON I like little fat dudes that are actually 2 years older than me haha... annie P.S- You yourself have just clarified that its tough with new girls... Lies constantley coming..you should keep them straight ... YOU OWN AND RUN THE KEEBLER HOUSE!! Nobody even gives a shit cept they may be eating a bit of the profits these days..I wonder when the instant ...person no reviews is gonna start the cookie wars lol! OOPS I meant reviews...

Thibodaux · 05-05-2010, 06:27 PM

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... I dont really talk to them or know whats going on all the time,...

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Originally Posted by MuffDVR

... Many "agents" and "managers" will always hate the way [i] handle things, as it shows [we] invest alot into [our] girls, ... I dont work with anyone who cant be,...

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... so i had to get her to a doctor and a lawyer as well as get her a new car so i had Ella doing some running, and she totally missed her apt with you, its my fault and i appologise ill be sure to make it right.

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... Fact is i bring in Virgin providers, its what i do... Thats why I let the girls have direct numbers and more ...

Again i appologise for the problem Burly, contact me via PM and I will personally pay the cost of your next provider for a 30min appointment, ELF OR OTHER, your choice.

i thought you rarely even talked to them anymore? if you would just cut your outright bullshit lies that everybody sees through, nobody would ever give you the shit you deserve. why dont you try being straitup for a change? or would that mess with your business model?

Muffy, you might be a great pimp , but you cant lie to save your ass.
bayou boy

MuffDVR · 05-05-2010, 07:38 PM

I dont speak to them about their appointments etc, not unless theres an issue here where people mention an issue. If you are going to nit pick fuck yourself and have a nice day.

MuffDVR · 05-05-2010, 07:39 PM

Annie you are a moron, "Virgin" as in never before escorted. and Across state lines wtf? Its america, anyone over 18 is actually allowed to cross state lines ya damn Nazi.

MuffDVR · 05-05-2010, 07:42 PM

I was sent on vacation for the same shit this bitch does every day here, Big C either do something about this Bitch or i will. This shit gettin to be annoying to every honest and fair dealing hobbyist here. I have done as you demanded and kept the truth of her out of here, and the truth of alot of the shit, i wont continue to withold info if you dont clean it up here and make it safer for the people who need this site to stay safe for their families sakes.

Goodtimes70806 · 05-05-2010, 08:16 PM

I have tried to stay out of this (and all other) bickering up until now, but it does appear to this casual observer that Annie is practically stalking someone here. That's just my 2 cents and that is about all it is worth...

BIG C · 05-05-2010, 09:42 PM

And things were going so well for awhile.....Oh well, no one ever said life was going to be fair.....

BIG C · 05-05-2010, 09:47 PM

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And things were going so well for awhile.....Oh well, no one ever said life was going to be fair.....

Forgot to shut this thread down so no one else can be forced to go on vacation.....