A night out in Omaha

[Guest022016]

So during my trip to omaha a friend was traveling through and had planned a night out. Casino and strip club.

We skipped the casino and went to a well known establishment barely into Iowa. Since I'm a woman I'm quite picky when it comes to other women's appearance. This location had several amazing looking young women, I highly suggest requesting that none open their mouths, though. Ruins everything. Booty, booty, booty everywhere. I mainly kept thinking, "damn, I need to step up on the deadlift and squat game," because 90% of the 27 girls had delicious bootys.

My friend and I observed the women for at least an hour to decide who we liked the most for private dance. Settled for a taller blonde, large mms, very fit. You could see her age in her face which disappointed me. .he didn't care. I paid for a 2 for 1 for him w a handsome tip attached. Soooo... he comes out and he said he owed her more cause she just kept dancing after the 2 songs. I said, "you can pay for that part since you're an idiot." Teasing, of course, but I see how some men create their own problems. .lol

The atm was out of order.

Miss Blondie (not her name) was NOT amused. I watched and giggled watching the stereotypical stripper behavior unfold. However, I did not mind watching her go into a frenzy over $20 since she was good at conning him into more than he ordered after I freaking paid for it and tipped her equal to what the dance was. I should have told her your tip covers the additional song.

Had a fun time regardless and her stripper antics simply provided additional entertainment. I definitely see why women can't cross businesses. Strippers stay strippers. Escorts stay escorts. Sugarbabies stay sugarbabies.

The end.

[Phunster]

Originally Posted by MissSaraXXX

So during my trip to omaha a friend was traveling through and had planned a night out. Casino and strip club.

We skipped the casino and went to a well known establishment barely into Iowa. Since I'm a woman I'm quite picky when it comes to other women's appearance. This location had several amazing looking young women, I highly suggest requesting that none open their mouths, though. Ruins everything. Booty, booty, booty everywhere. I mainly kept thinking, "damn, I need to step up on the deadlift and squat game," because 90% of the 27 girls had delicious bootys.

My friend and I observed the women for at least an hour to decide who we liked the most for private dance. Settled for a taller blonde, large mms, very fit. You could see her age in her face which disappointed me. .he didn't care. I paid for a 2 for 1 for him w a handsome tip attached. Soooo... he comes out and he said he owed her more cause she just kept dancing after the 2 songs. I said, "you can pay for that part since you're an idiot." Teasing, of course, but I see how some men create their own problems. .lol

The atm was out of order. Miss Blondie (not her name) was NOT amused. I watched and giggled watching the stereotypical stripper behavior unfold. However, I did not mind watching her go into a frenzy over $20 since she was good at conning him into more than he ordered after I freaking paid for it and tipped her equal to what the dance was. I should have told her your tip covers the additional song.

Had a fun time regardless and her stripper antics simply provided additional entertainment. I definitely see why women can't cross businesses. Strippers stay strippers. Escorts stay escorts. Sugarbabies stay sugarbabies.

The end.

I was down in Miami for the Super Bowl back in the mid-90s. My buddy took me out on the town, so we hit some high-end strip joint that was charging a steep cover at the door.

By that time, I was pretty loaded anyway, but a stripper asked if I wanted t a lap dance. I lost track of the songs, and at the end, handed her a $20 bill or whatever one dance cost. She hit the ceiling, raging that she had gone thru 3-4 songs with me and how I owed her $100 or more. I just paid her the bill before the bouncer kicked my ass. I figured they do that to a lot of poor saps like me who don't know the rules.....or are too tipsy to figure them out.

I hate strip joints anyway - as a rule. If you could actually sample the goods, and not merely just look at them...maybe they might be more interesting.

[borisbaggins]

Originally Posted by Phunster

I was down in Miami for the Super Bowl back in the mid-90s. My buddy took me out on the town, so we hit some high-end strip joint that was charging a steep cover at the door.

By that time, I was pretty loaded anyway, but a stripper asked if I wanted t a lap dance. I lost track of the songs, and at the end, handed her a $20 bill or whatever one dance cost. She hit the ceiling, raging that she had gone thru 3-4 songs with me and how I owed her $100 or more. I just paid her the bill before the bouncer kicked my ass. I figured they do that to a lot of poor saps like me who don't know the rules.....or are too tipsy to figure them out.

I hate strip joints anyway - as a rule. If you could actually sample the goods, and not merely just look at them...maybe they might be more interesting.

Had something similar almost happen at Rhino. Got thru one song and really didn't want another but the dancer kept going into the next song assuming I'd what another. Good thing I was paying attention and not loaded or I could have been on the hook.

[Guest022016]

That's where it was, Boris. I wasn't going to argue by any means but did find it to be poor business on her part, which is why I allowed her to get herself worked up a bit The manager wasn't concerned about the ordeal and went out of his way on a few occasions to make sure I was enjoying my time...

[borisbaggins]

If you were the dancer Sara, no way I would have wanted you to stop.

[Guest022016]

Soon enough, Boris. And I don't charge by a 2 minute song so if my dance moves are less than stellar I'll still be a great time

[burkalini]

You know the ole strip club saying. You won't get laid but you sure will get fucked.

[oldmanoftheroad]

You just gave me some more ideas for the next time we get together MissSarah!! Grin!

Soon!


Burk is dead on!! Amen brother!