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10-14-2014, 09:30 AM
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The frustrations involved with not being able to get it up, get it hard, and get it on. Let's discuss.
We have all been there one time or another.
Sometimes it's because we are nervous, sometimes it's because someone forgot to take the little blue pill, and sometimes it's because . . .
Well, let's not talk about the obvious. 
Guys, what is the best thing a provider can do in a "limp" situation other than "abort" the mission?
Talk? Be patient? BJ? Popsickle sticks and some string? Black Magic?
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10-14-2014, 09:53 AM
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Well, having never suffered from this malady(ok, ladies, hush!!!), I would think any and all of your ideas could work at times. Sometimes it could be nerves, so patience would be a virtue. Also, never give up hope. Sometimes perseverance does pay off. At least, so I have heard, having never been there myself, of course. (Hell, I am old, so give me a break!)
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10-14-2014, 10:01 AM
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Join Date: May 5, 2013
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do not extend your finger, then collapse it, to imitate a hard dick going limp.. do not tell me "he's sleeping and needs to wake up"...
I already know that, God Damnit.. be patient.
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10-14-2014, 10:50 AM
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Try cutting off one of his senses. Usually sight. Blindfold. Talk dirty to him telling him all the things you cannot wait for him to do to you. Begin the caresses and light BJ HJ teaser. If nothing then tell him he is being bad and deserves to be punished. Tie him up / cutting off access for him to use his hands to touch you. Climb on top, heavy breathing on neck and ears. Check to see if any movement. If still no movement begin SS (clothes optional) and HJ with the other hand lightly choke him out or tweak his nipples. Still all the while telling him you cannot wait for what he is going to do to you. If still no dice coyfully lean over and into his ears: "Baby if only you could see what I am about to do to you."
I had something similar happen to me once. You all do not want to know what happened next LOL.
Best of luck.
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10-14-2014, 11:22 AM
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Damn it Jake.......now I need a shower to cool off!
As for me, Jake is right on. Deprive and feed the imagination!
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10-14-2014, 01:16 PM
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Bullseye Jake!
The Smurfy one is an expert at this... Review to come.
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10-14-2014, 01:36 PM
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Guys call it "juice". It is injected at the base of the shaft itself. It will make them rock hard for about an hour. It works when the blue pills fail. They have an apparatus that injects with a push of a button like diabetics use. I'm not usually afraid of needles but....
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10-14-2014, 02:26 PM
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Don't take this the wrong way Jake, but I felt it move....think you may be onto something.
lmao
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10-14-2014, 02:48 PM
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Join Date: May 28, 2014
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Lady should say "this not my fault! Your noodle need starch! Guy before you get super hard and fuck me good! You are not real man!"
If that fail, suck his balls until he beg you to stop. Slow and wet win the race every time.
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10-14-2014, 02:52 PM
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Sanity Check...
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Flat tires happen. What do you do? You inflate it. With a needle...
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10-14-2014, 04:01 PM
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Don't take this the wrong way Jake, but I felt it move....think you may be onto something.
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Lol. Again, true story.
BSB, do you have any toys/props in your arsenal?
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10-14-2014, 04:44 PM
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Sometimes it's medication. I've had sessions where nothing the sweet ladies were able to do to raise junior from the dead. That doesn't mean I didn't have fun or enjoy myself. There are always other things to do to fill up an hour. 
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10-14-2014, 05:29 PM
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A toy show always get my mind back on track, maybe I watch to much porn but it's sexy to a woman being penetrated and enjoying it
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10-14-2014, 06:53 PM
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Light some candles, slaughter a goat, draw some circles on the floor, say a few words that may or may not have demonic affiliation. Punch the floor and scream "ARISE".
Then the beast shall come again, watch your eyes.
I got hard looking at a mailbox yesterday (I was thinking about my paycheck, glorious money.) So my advice may not work for all.
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10-14-2014, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Tickle
Light some candles, slaughter a goat, draw some circles on the floor, say a few words that may or may not have demonic affiliation. Punch the floor and scream "ARISE".
Then the beast shall come again, watch your eyes.
I got hard looking at a mailbox yesterday (I was thinking about my paycheck, glorious money.) So my advice may not work for all.
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If we showered you with $1s (making it rain) would that also get you get you hard? 
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