Tell me if this sounds familiar.

[SweetAterPie]

Mr. Lippman: George it has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office.

George Costanza: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon...you know I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you people do that all the time.

Mr. Lippman: Your fired!

Also which provider has the best calves?

[trynagetlaid]

And if I go insane...please don't put your wires in my brain...Pink Floyd "If"

[rcinokc]

Originally Posted by SweetAterPie

Also which provider has the best calves?

The one with the biggest herd of course.