Best Quotes Ever

[SexyKaylen]

[stimulatethemind]

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.........and then try to find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party!! Ron White

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner

[stimulatethemind]

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm. As you get older, remember you have another hand; the first is to help yourself, the second is to help others.

Audrey Hepburn

[SexyKaylen]

Thanks... I love all of them.

Originally Posted by stimulatethemind

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm. As you get older, remember you have another hand; the first is to help yourself, the second is to help others.

Audrey Hepburn

[Unique_Carpenter]

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

[i'va biggen]

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Steven Wright

[cliffbeefcake]

"Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind."

Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

[Magician45]

"Life is hard. It's harder if you're stupid." - John Wayne

[Mizzou82]

you can't fix stupid

[BigDeal]

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[JayceeRivers]

"Blue eyes say love me or I die, Black eyes say love me or I kill you"-Spanish proverb

"Know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run, Never count your money when your sitting at the table. there will be time enough for coutin, when the dealins done"-Kenny rodgers

[Topgun007]

"She knows there's no success like
failure and that failure's no success
at all." Bob Dylan

[Topgun007]

"You can design and create, and build the
most wonderful place in the world. But it
takes people to make the dream a reality".
Walt Disney

[salo]

Every passing hour brings the Solar System forty-three thousand miles closer to Globular Cluster M13 in Hercules - and still there are some misfits who insist there is no such thing as progress. Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan

[Urban Dahlia]

The ones in my signature lol.