The "Rodeo" Position

[TRIN]

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.

One said, "think I enjoy the "rodeo" position the best."



"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it ?"



"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.’



Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."

[speeedracer]

the reverse of this joke is:

"Well, it's where the woman sits down on you, straddles you as tight as she can, then whispers in your ear, "i have herpes"

then she tries to stay on for 8 seconds."

[hotindallas]

With my ex, I always thought "hall sex" was the best. When I'd pass her in the hall, I'd say "Fuck You!"

[ck1942]

Originally Posted by hotindallas

With my ex, I always thought "hall sex" was the best. When I'd pass her in the hall, I'd say "Fuck You!"

This also called "Oral Sex"

Rarely leads to an orgasm!

[Joe Buck]

LMAO! too funny

[Nickdanger]

The wife and I always do it "Doggie Style"

I sit by the bed and beg, she rolls over and plays dead...............