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OldGent · 03-14-2017, 05:22 AM

I talk with a lot of providers and hobbyists on and off the board and have seen and heard some really creepy shit. What are the creepiest things that have happened to you in the hobby? Personally, arriving at a notell incall and finding the door kicked in and the room trashed has been it so far.

holmes50 · 03-14-2017, 09:44 AM

1. Pre ASPD days had a pimp try to roll me in the stair well, threw him down the stairs, helped him up and threw him down the next flight of stairs.

2.Met a provider at a place, the bathroom was such if the door wasn't closed you had a straight few to the toilet. She went in didn't close the door, watched and listened to her take a dump, sad to say I watched her wipe her butt......that was the last time I saw her.....no session took place.

3. Was to meet a known provider in Houston, knew where she was staying. I was early for the appt. so I stopped at Denny's to kill some time. As I was getting ready to leave a HPD police car blocks me from backing out my parking space.....thinking bust but no one knows what I'm driving, looked like he was running my plate. I get out and he looks up, rolls down his window to apologize, he didn't realize I was in my car......met the provider 10 minutes later, was one of the best sessions I've ever had.

annie@christophers · 03-14-2017, 11:21 AM

spiders. lol

Longdongstrong · 03-14-2017, 12:04 PM

I had an appointment with a provider (no longer around) who was - well not capable of participating in session due to an incapacity - self induced. She, of course, begged for the session, but instead I sat with her, b/c I really didn't think she was going to be ok.... and she wasn't......

I dialed 911 from the room phone and left - leaving the security latch flipped so the door stayed open....

It all ended well - she's fine and out of the hobby - and we are now friends, but at the time, freaked me the heck out for along time.

Melissa Madyson · 03-14-2017, 12:34 PM

Guys who just text trying to get phone sex... You know the creepy old guys who always try to talk dirty and they have the worst voices...

Oh and creepy drunks that try to flirt with you as you walk by in the French Quarters..lol

M.M.

bayoucadillac · 03-14-2017, 01:03 PM

Well, 45 years in this let me see. Doggie style and looking down and imma looking at bit of shit in her ass.....comes to mind.

Oh yeah, in Paris a girl tried to sneak in the room and grab my wallet out of my pants while I was banging her friend...

Melissa Madyson · 03-14-2017, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by bayoucadillac

Oh yeah, in Paris a girl tried to sneak in the room and grab my wallet out of my pants while I was banging her friend...

I wish I could go to Paris.....One day I will get my dream vacation...Hmmm

Hard work pays off...
M.M.

captjackno · 03-14-2017, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by holmes50

2.Met a provider at a place, the bathroom was such if the door wasn't closed you had a straight few to the toilet. She went in didn't close the door, watched and listened to her take a dump, sad to say I watched her wipe her butt......that was the last time I saw her.....no session took place.

Lmao!! That's creepy, alright

captjackno · 03-14-2017, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by bayoucadillac

Well, 45 years in this let me see. Doggie style and looking down and imma looking at bit of shit in her ass.....comes to mind.

Inquiring minds want to know, did you finish??? Lol

annie@christophers · 03-14-2017, 03:51 PM

parishioners stink...j.s

Carmelita DeLeón · 03-14-2017, 11:02 PM

funny

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Paris is one of the places I would love to go too. Sucks about your wallet tho

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Originally Posted by bayoucadillac

Well, 45 years in this let me see. Doggie style and looking down and imma looking at bit of shit in her ass.....comes to mind.

Oh yeah, in Paris a girl tried to sneak in the room and grab my wallet out of my pants while I was banging her friend...

R.M. · 03-15-2017, 07:16 AM

Stalkers and people who out others.

Lily Kat Wood · 03-15-2017, 10:17 AM

I verified his references, set up an appointment and then as I showed up to check into the hotel that we had agreed to meet at, a white gentleman in his early to mid fifties with a medium build approached me just as I was about to enter the lobby and called me Lily. I assumed that he was the gentleman that I was about to see and told him that I was about to check in and then went in and tried to do so, but was told that the room wouldn't be ready for an hour. When I returned, he had a very hungry look in his eyes. And after
I told him about the delay, he seemed ultra disappointed. I asked him if he could wait and he gave a very terse no, so we both left. 15 minutes later I got a text from the number that I had been texting with him asking if I would be much longer, which confused the hell out of me, so I called him. He told me that he was still waiting in his car across the street. I said that I thought that he couldn't wait. He had no idea what I was talking about. His voice was distinctly of Indian descent. I told him that he was the only person that knew where we were meeting, so someone had to have hacked one of our modes of communication. He didn't seem nearly as spooked as I was. I had only met with one other gentleman in the area and he was at a different hotel in another part of the city. I stopped seeing clients in that city after that. Really scary shit.

gimme_that · 03-15-2017, 11:53 AM

A chick with blood sugar induced seizures I saw had one while I was hitting from the back in doggie. Although I stopped having sex and made sure her head was on a pillow to not hit headboard, I couldn't pull out cause her keegle muscles were too strong during her episode. Felt nice and snug when it was happening.....but I ended the appointment there once she was back to her normal self. I thought she was coming.......guess my ego was hurt lol.