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Originally Posted by ezman
I just think there has been some incredible generosity in this drive.
Sure, there are prizes, but 7 winners out of 50 or more attendees does not assure anyone of winning any prize.
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All I know is that if I don't win a date with a hot chick, I'll be devastated.
I'll probably tell everybody that it had to be rigged.
And then I'll go back to sucking on a bag of lemons as I masturbate furiously in my cold, dark, lonely room.
Trust me, in my travails I've found that my own snot and tears make excellent personal lube.
Though technically, I guess it wouldn't be vegan, since it's an animal product and derived from the pain and suffering of a living creature.
But at least it does put a tiny bit of a silver lining on living with my allergies when I'm feeling randy. There's always a little bit more where the last load came from. I
really look forward to cedar fever season every year.