From Houston with luv

[DarthDVader]

14,636 useless and boring posts and counting ... not even one shows taint ... IJS

[L.A.]

Originally Posted by pyramider

What does number of posts have to do with anything? Does writing reviews make one legitimate, especially since 50% of the reviews posted are false?

With 14k posts it shows he has more time than sense. Kinda like 20k posts where 19.5k are talking about taint. Both are equally useless.

[pyramider]

Equating review counts and post counts to valuable info is the equivalent to youngsters comparing pecker size. If you are wondering my pecker is 1.3" of dangling death.

[Guest112814]

Originally Posted by pyramider

Equating review counts and post counts to valuable info is the equivalent to youngsters comparing pecker size. If you are wondering my pecker is 1.3" of dangling death.

So with your low review count (for as long as you've been here and you reviewed Danni twice), almost 22,000 posts, 1.3" of dangling death (which I find hilarious and get the humor in), and then thousands of stupid, irritating, and overused "need more taint" posts how would you rate yourself as a poster? Seems like the discussion you're having with LA you've kind of asked that. I feel you do have good input when not posting about taint, it's just SOOO old.

[dearhunter]

I am shocked at all of the inability to focus on the topic of this threAD..........skinny Dallas whores.

I understand why a fat Dallas whore (who has to offer her services at the Houston laundry emporium) would get all offended and hate on the skinny Dallas whores who are feeling the luv right now.

But, I am amused at the Dallas fucktards who want to cock block their own skinny Dallas whores from receiving a little Houston luv.........why do you hate your skinny Dallas whores so much?

[Taylor Sims]

Deerhunter I am not a skinny girl nor a fat girl but I do wish you a great New Year's. I do not have a problem with some great Houston Men. I can think of several right now that are just true great guys and some ladies like LD is awesome too. The Houston Men I have met just don't take BS from many. Have a great holiday and hope to visit soon. I also like the skinny girls from Dallas that have found a home in Houston at times. How can you not like some of these ladies? Heck some of the Houston men can make you drive down and spend a weekend getting tied up and make you so glad to go to your knees.

[Glenn Quagmire]

Obviously some do not know DH. He is a legend in his own mind.

DH, The skinny whores cannot respond. I have not let them out of their restraints today. Please know that they thanck you for your well wishes.

Now back to our regular scheduled hijacking by the fat whores.

[Guest082824]

Originally Posted by Truly Passion

Deerhunter I am not a skinny girl nor a fat girl but I do wish you a great New Year's. I do not have a problem with some great Houston Men. I can think of several right now that are just true great guys and some ladies like LD is awesome too. The Houston Men I have met just don't take BS from many. Have a great holiday and hope to visit soon. I also like the skinny girls from Dallas that have found a home in Houston at times. How can you not like some of these ladies? Heck some of the Houston men can make you drive down and spend a weekend getting tied up and make you so glad to go to your knees.

Somehow...I wish I could have "HEARD" you say all of that TP

[Taylor Sims]

Glenn restraints do you have Pink Ropes also? Thinking about some Houston men makes me want to gas my car and head on down. I will have to stop at Buc-ee's of course before I get there. Restraints, ropes, gag balls, pictures and video taping and just some men that love some cock worship time. Have a great New Years.



DED in my best country twang voice. It is so much better as I go to my knees to please.

[bojulay]

Anyone headed over to Houston should take a few supplies along.

Just a few essentials, nothing fancy.

[pyramider]

What does number of posts have to do with anything? Does writing reviews make one legitimate, especially since 50% of the reviews posted are false?

[L.A.]

Originally Posted by pyramider

What does number of posts have to do with anything? Does writing reviews make one legitimate, especially since 50% of the reviews posted are false?

Depends on what the posts are. 20k posts about taint or 1.3 inch of dangling death mean very little after about the seventeenth thousand time (really after about the 2nd time). How do you determine that half of all reviews are false?


I did read somewhere that about 85% of all statistics are simply made up.

[Guest092216]

Originally Posted by Truly Passion

Deerhunter I am not a skinny girl nor a fat girl but I do wish you a great New Year's. I do not have a problem with some great Houston Men. I can think of several right now that are just true great guys and some ladies like LD is awesome too. The Houston Men I have met just don't take BS from many. Have a great holiday and hope to visit soon. I also like the skinny girls from Dallas that have found a home in Houston at times. How can you not like some of these ladies? Heck some of the Houston men can make you drive down and spend a weekend getting tied up and make you so glad to go to your knees.

Which immediately reminded of this:

Originally Posted by phildo

Probably, because what I'm hearing is that you are condoning inconsistent annoying behavior as long as it is predictably inconsistent and annoying and not somehow out of, or without, character. Also that predictability in annoyance coupled with a given level of charm and financial incentive make the consistently annoying somehow justifiable to you. I'm not busting your chops here, and if you have a flex annoyance barometer built in to your marketing plan, that's a good thing. But using a lowered expectation of development as a selling point might not be the smoothest thing I've seen this week.

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...4&postcount=45

Just because you can't see the shit on your front door from your den doesn't mean it isn't obvious to everyone else.

[Glenn Quagmire]

Originally Posted by pyramider

What does number of posts have to do with anything? Does writing reviews make one legitimate, especially since 50% of the reviews posted are false?

Because my fellow taint-lover, to you and I this is just a SHMB. But to them it is a playground where they play king of the hill, tear each other down, and use useless bits of meta data to compare themselves with others. Most are new (within the last 4 years), and have no idea that others, including you and I, have been there - done that..

But I will clue the children of Eccie in on something. Being king of the scumbags is not something to be proud of or brag about. There is no glamour in being a low life hooker fucker. You can't brag about it around the water cooler at work. You don't teach your son how to hobby. You don't even tell your buddies at the golf course that you quit going to because you spent your golf money fucking a fat chick you didn't really wanna fuck-- but you needed to fuck. The only thing left to feel good about your cheating ass is to belittle others anonymously over the Internet over meaningless numbers that the veterans of the clone board wars don't care about.

The one piece of meta-data you should carer about is STD statistics. Have you ever heard of anyone announcing they are out of the game because they got infected? Nope. They just keep fucking, start hater blogs, or go for record breaking review counts. The trampires are not your friend, either. They just need your money to survive. You wanna see if one is truly your friend? Quit paying for anything; no cell phone, no dinners, no sessions, no loans, nada... and see how long they stick around and infrequently they answer your calls.

The dearhunters, the wakeups, the boardmans, the pyramiders, et. al... they are bored and just punch your buttons because you let them. You are predictable. You are fucktards and hooktards. The readers in Houston are building up immunity so they come up here do drop off some smoke bombs and watch you react. The "FAT WHORES" threads are easy pickings. So they have started there. It pulls out the WK's because they are in the biggest denial of who/what they really are.

Ignore them or patronize them. But to think you can use logic or sympathy for the victims to appeal to the troll behavior and win points with anybody is futile. They count on it. The fat girls are not the victims. You are. You have shown them your weakness. They will come for you. Nothing can stop them. They know how to use the rules their advantage. You will all be assimilated or driven away.

Dearhunter, you are welcome to enjoy our Dallas spinners. But we are gonna move a few more cray crays down your way as recompense. Enjoy!

[poppy71]

Originally Posted by Truly Passion

Glenn restraints do you have Pink Ropes also? Thinking about some Houston men makes me want to gas my car and head on down. I will have to stop at Buc-ee's of course before I get there. Restraints, ropes, gag balls, pictures and video taping and just some men that love some cock worship time. Have a great New Years.

nuff said