Should I feel betrayed ? Well I do......

[SofaKingFun]

Originally Posted by internet_inventor2

Yes I am on NANs tip, lol. Now maybe I should clarify, when I say he owns the 290 from I-10 north corridor he does. You see you guys are talking about Strip Clubs and providers. I am talking about a different level, a whole other level. NAN is the king of the "closet ho", you have no idea how angles he pursues. I am talking about girls who never make it to Eccie, the SC, Backpage or Craigslist, no place like that for P4P or at least before they get there, ijs. I am talking about free tail and/or fine tail for under $ ( even though there are some nasty skanks too, lol ).
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**We interrupt the Presidential State-Of-The-Union Address, to bring you this News Special Report**

Live from Houston, Texas, a NAN News Conference already in progress...


"...the NAN is a machine. His senses are more keen than that of any normal, ordinary, human. His propensity to scan, evaluate, process, and act upon this data, results in numbers so staggering, it's far beyond anything fathomable to human race. He hears and sees things long before any human and most of the latest, hi-tech, state-of-the-art, techno-gear.

In a toe-to-toe showdown, conducted at NITEHOG Research Facility, a supplier to The United States Armed Forces, in Dallas, Tx., NAN recorded a clean sweep win against the latest US Military's Thermal Optical hardware. Tests ranged from speed of, and distance to, acquisition of targets to definition of said acquisitions to standard deviance..and on and on...23 Tests. 23 victories.

Franz Klieber, Lead Scientist and Head Of The Research/Development/Testing Laboratory at the facility said, "Mortal humans don't stand a chance."

But we put The NAN Machine to the test against an unidentified human challenger whom we'll call Test Subject BD, just to see how humans stacked up against The NAN Machine and the results were astonishing.

Results.

By the time Test Subject BD had even laid eyes on the target, NAN, in what is now, 'typical fashion' was "already 'done and onto some other".

The NAN had already acquired, engaged, completed the task, disengaged, dropped the target, moved off and instantly locked onto another target; all while going undetected by man or machine, and mind you, this all before Test Subject BD ever even began.

An unidentified source from NASA went off-record, saying, "The NAN Machine is like a Stealth-Ninja-Shark-Ghost-Cat-Night Hawk-Cyborg". That's the best way I know to describe the predatorial exhibition I just witnessed"

They say that The Great White Shark is the perfect predator...that may be true- in the ocean. When it comes to the streets and "Shadow Hos", in particular (closet hos, about-to-be-hos, and Ho-Hos), there is nothing in this galaxy that can even come close; The NAN Machine owns the top 12 tiers in this food chain ranking...next closest is a very, very distant #13. The NAN Machine doesn't eat. The NAN Machine doesn't sleep. The NAN Machine doesn't require batteries. The NAN Machine is Atomic Powered and has reserve reaching far beyond the next millennium. The NAN Machine is an unstoppable force far beyond the likes of which we'll probably never see again in our lifetime. Let us all pray that he runs out of steam before the human race runs out of 'Closet Ho Targets'.

Jack Thompson, reporting for CNN, Houston, Tx."

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[boardman]

And here I thought he was just a one trick pony at the Academy...

[Dorian Gray]

I guess we should call him the Apex Predator...

[notanewbie]

SKF.

Below me.

[SofaKingFun]

He's errrwhere.! Like I said, The Machine.

... dot com dot org dot edu dot nu dot dot

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[notanewbie]

I don't always fuck ugly Ho's, but when I do....I use BackPage.

[Bumpy_Deek]

Hey guys I am back from my Vegas trip w/o the bitch and it was awesome. Got a girl flying in I met there this week. She is from South Dakota and was out there with some friends, she stayed in my room most of the trip, I only gave her food and gambling money. SWEET !!!!!!

[Jackie S]

I can't quite figure out if this entire thread is a spoof.

Nobody is this fucking stupid.

That said, do what you want to do. But don't come ona National SHMB and complain about finding out your Hooker, is well, a Hooker.

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by Bumpy_Deek

Hey guys I am back from my Vegas trip w/o the bitch and it was awesome. Got a girl flying in I met there this week. She is from South Dakota and was out there with some friends, she stayed in my room most of the trip, I only gave her food and gambling money. SWEET !!!!!!

You gonna introduce her to NaN and II2?

[bbkid]

Originally Posted by Jackie S

I can't quite figure out if this entire thread is a spoof.

It is.

Originally Posted by Jackie S

Nobody is this fucking stupid.

Not true.

[dearhunter]

wurd

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by chicagoboy

You gonna introduce her to NaN and II2?

Shouldn't need to since they have already been there and done her.

[Breaze]

BD if I were you I call the chick up; when I got ready, and tell her you got 80 buckes for her if she's ATF. If she accepts, knock the bottem out of that shit, and send her home with 80 bucks. If she says no cut the conversation right there, don't call don't write. Hit BP and get yourself a new ATF, but this time don't fall in love man.

[texasfun16]

My friend met a great girl and she actually quit the business. She only did this a short because she was going thru some difficult times. Raped by a cop, blackouts, etc. Her bf helped her alot and they actually are happy, and she told him everything including names, erc of the very few guys she was with. II2 really hurt her, even after she quit. The mod's were of no help either. Be careful, apparently II2 knows a way to learn your actual identity thru the contact me page. Now, I know these guys are friends and hang out together, I think everyone should be wary of them. Your story just proves what jerks they truly are.

[Beau Derierre]

Originally Posted by notanewbie

Bumps...since you will not answer your phone....EDIT the name of the place we met you.

Don't be a douche, we discussed this already. Next time you meet her and her breath smells of my junk please remember I explained to you why NOT to post this.

I'm Sorry but just from knowing you NAN..this shit is funny!