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[boardman]

Originally Posted by ANONONE

Sports
Hell-raising
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I wonder if they ever close threads down in that forum?

LOL
Sports and hell-raising. That's kinda redundant here in Texas.
Kinda like Sports and hooking. Now there's a sure fire reason to keep a thread moving along.

[ANONONE]

Originally Posted by boardman

You mean the previous post that said it was getting late in redhawk country or was that bobcat country?..................No I thinck you said Buckeye country. Something tells me you are a closet fan but I guess I would be too since they embarrassed themselves in their last two BCS Championship games

You're right there is a sea of Maroon in Texas. You just never hear from them cuz they never leave the home state. No reason too. Everything an Aggie might need is right here.

Fishing are we? It wasn't a very big school, but I am still loyal to them.

Buckeyes are not even in my top five. Besides a couple of my high school teammates played for what my scarlet and gray friends would call that whore, Ann Arbor. So shhhhh. . .don't tell anybody but I actually even had a blue and maize t-shirt.

Maroon? I was thinking purple or whatever those horned toads where. Texas Tech had a a pretty good season too. . .

I guess we better stop talking about football or this thread might get closed down for being off topic.

[SofaKingFun]

Boardman, you were doing so well up until the last post where you not only mentioned the Aggies, but coincidentally failed to address the threAd topic which was closing of the threAds. Funny how Aggies and failures tend to run together. Uncanny actually.

But ANONONE, if we were to discuss what SHMB was, it would probably get this thread locked, and that would be bad...especially so on a Silly HQQker Message Board.

Hook 'Em Horns!

[ANONONE]

Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Boardman, you were doing so well up until the last post where you not only mentioned the Aggies, but coincidentally failed to address the threAd topic which was closing of the threAds. Funny how Aggies and failures tend to run together. Uncanny actually.

But ANONONE, if we were to discuss what SHMB was, it would probably get this thread locked, and that would be bad...especially so on a Silly HQQker Message Board.

Hook 'Em Horns!

Dude. . .you didn't!

You just went and rang the crazy bell. Now this place is going to be filled with women scorned. . .shit the closing of this thread is now the least of our worries!

[boardman]

Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Boardman, you were doing so well up until the last post where you not only mentioned the Aggies, but coincidentally failed to address the threAd topic which was closing of the threAds. Funny how Aggies and failures tend to run together. Uncanny actually.

But ANONONE, if we were to discuss what SHMB was, it would probably get this thread locked, and that would be bad...especially so on a Silly HQQker Message Board.

Hook 'Em Horns!

LOL. My bad. I hope my stupidity doesn't get the thread locked down.

[boardman]

Originally Posted by ANONONE

Dude. . .you didn't!

You just went and rang the crazy bell. Now this place is going to be filled with women scorned. . .shit the closing of this thread is now the least of our worries!

Don't You thinck we might get some valuable insight from a female perspective as to why threads get closed? Nah, me either!

[Sarcastro]

Sarcasto that is one of DH's terms of endearment.
Little bold perhaps but for the mods, but he is including you all in his man love.

Htowner, thanks for confirming that DH was referring to the mods as "bitches". I also appreciate your translation from "bitches" to "terms of endearment"; however, I'll assign words their common, ordinary meaning lest we end up like Humpty Dumpty. And by that measure "bitches" ≠ "term of endearment".

Also, the only possible way this thread could be any worse is if it jumped onto my bed and defecated in it. Enjoy, everyone!

[SofaKingFun]

Speacking of Humpty Dumpty...

Does anyone know why he pushed his wife off of the wall?


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because he wanted to see her crack.


...and also because she liked to see threAds get locked and he didn't.

and fwiw, he called her the B word before he pushed her.

*chuckles*

(my niece told me that joke. bless her heart)

[boardman]

I wonder if posting a picture of Humpty Dumpty's nutz would be cause for closing a thread or just issuing stern warnings!

[carkido45]

If a thread gets locked just start a new one. I swear you guys make moutains out of mole hills. Boardman still not funny.

[Carl]

Funny as in "ha-ha"? Or funny as in "peculiar"?

[boardman]

CK45, Man, keep up. You have to say something about what get's a thread closed in order to keep this one going. I've already been admonished, just trying to save you the embarrassment................. ......

BTW, are you stalking me?
That kind of behavior will get a thread closed.

[boardman]

Carl, Where have you been? Do you know how hard it is being not funny alone?
With CK Stalking you?

I think he likes my avatar. I hope SFK doesn't get too jealous.

[dearhunter]

Originally Posted by Sarcastro

Did DH just refer to to Anonone as "manpussy"?



Did DH just refer to the mods and admins as "bitches"?

It sure looks that way to me. PM sent for clarification.

You would be incorrect on both accounts..............I believe my exact words were "my manpussy"...........But, I'll share with a Mod if you want him for a thread........just make sure you give him back.

I meant everyone on this board when I said "bitches".............in St. Christophers "Rumor" thread I believe I made that quite clear.

I hope that helped.

[carkido45]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

You would be incorrect on both accounts..............I believe my exact words were "my manpussy"...........But, I'll share with a Mod if you want him for a thread........just make sure you give him back.

I meant everyone on this board when I said "bitches".............in St. Christophers "Rumor" thread I believe I made that quite clear.

I hope that helped.

Nice job of covering your tracks.