Its not me, its you........ Yes, some of yall are fugly.

[Richred97]

Originally Posted by hgritstoo

My biggest fear is that I will be "that guy" described in the OP.



I'm in my early 60s. I recently broke a tried and true rule of mine, and visited a popular local lady whose advertised age is slightly less than 30. I really liked her board persona....had been wanting to meet her for years, and the opportunity presented itself.

She was sweet, and skilled, and just as beautiful as her photos suggest. I would have to call her a true professional, because she soldiered on.....but I could detect that faint, unspoken "eeewwwwwweeeee!"

I did not review, but had I decided to, I would have reviewed positively. She "did her job." I would still recommend her to others, but I won't be back. Not because she's a bad provider....but because I do not wish to impose myself upon her.

There are some advantages to not thinking of yourself as god's gift to women.....which I most certainly am not. I'm not butthurt either....by that episode OR the subject of this thread. As Clint Eastwood would say...."A man's got to know his limitations."

I am grateful for the providers closer to my age that do rock my world.

Winner winner chicken dinner!!

[Old-T]

Originally Posted by James1588

I'm not sure you're all that well-positioned to criticize the language skills of others,content removed NYr

If this is what got James banned--and I am not saying it is--then it would seem a very inconsistent application of punishment, considering what goes on in some forums on a very regular basis.

[papadee]

Hate to revive an old topic, but I saw this article and it made me think of "FUGLY".

https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-moc...182541335.html

Woman claims she's too beautiful to find love.
Some of the highlights: “They feel like I need to lower my standards to find someone that is a similar age as me and just settle down before they put me in a nursing home,” she said on the show. “But I am saying no because I have the advantage of looking good..."

“I look half my age and I have men drooling over me all the time, aged from 18 to ancient,”

“I can’t date a fat, unattractive, old aged man when I look so young and beautiful… Guys over 40 are all putting on weight and the women have got a lot of wrinkles. I haven’t got any. I’m not in the same bracket as them.”

She plans to move to the United States in the near future to find true love.

[burkalini]

Just posting to say I'm so fucking glad that this delay thing is over

[Old-T]

Originally Posted by papadee

“I can’t date a fat, unattractive, old aged man when I look so young and beautiful… Guys over 40 are all putting on weight and the women have got a lot of wrinkles. I haven’t got any. I’m not in the same bracket as them.”

It is obviously her right to decide what is important to her. And if she thinks looks and her having fun (which I assume means guys spending absurd amounts of money on her so she can show off her perfection) then I am glad she knows what she values.

I suspect the Adonis she is looking for may not think she is quite the Aphrodite she thinks she is. And if he cares about what is more than skin deep, she may be single a long while.

But who knows--I find the Kardashians to be highly unattractive on most levels, but there are guys who seem to have very different standards than mine.

[Guest113018-1]

Originally Posted by hgritstoo

My biggest fear is that I will be "that guy" described in the OP.



I'm in my early 60s. I recently broke a tried and true rule of mine, and visited a popular local lady whose advertised age is slightly less than 30. I really liked her board persona....had been wanting to meet her for years, and the opportunity presented itself.

She was sweet, and skilled, and just as beautiful as her photos suggest. I would have to call her a true professional, because she soldiered on.....but I could detect that faint, unspoken "eeewwwwwweeeee!"

I did not review, but had I decided to, I would have reviewed positively. She "did her job." I would still recommend her to others, but I won't be back. Not because she's a bad provider....but because I do not wish to impose myself upon her.

There are some advantages to not thinking of yourself as god's gift to women.....which I most certainly am not. I'm not butthurt either....by that episode OR the subject of this thread. As Clint Eastwood would say...."A man's got to know his limitations."

I am grateful for the providers closer to my age that do rock my world.

Ditto, we should start a Club or something. The old and fugly Club. Then we can open a thread asking for a list of providers that don’t mind seeing us old and fugly guys. That will show all the young , hot chicks. Won’t it?

[Warptcuck]

That's why I like the 35 and older chicks.
They are experience and you cannot tell when they are thinking "ewwww", like the look you see on the young girls faces.
I just clean up and shave, manscape as best I can, so they don't have that to complain about.
In the looks dept, I look ok for an old fart.
Not too short, not too fat.
Kudos to the real professionals who deal with us. They deserve every penny they get.

[Randall Creed]

Originally Posted by SweetDulce

There is a hobbyist in my town that reviews lots of girls. He saw me but never reviewed me. If he hadit probably would be a no.

He was one of the only very few guys that I've ever thought
"Hmmm, let me see, how can I get out of this ? maybe if I offer to give him a ration of the donation back he'll just leave and we can forget about this whole situation.
Now if it was hard for me to get thru the session and me being a mature lady, seasoned in this biz.. that was used to seeing older non handsome, big belly wrinkly fellas, I can only imagine how a young beautiful naive spinner would feel. A girl just like the one he recently gave a no to.

I cannot read Ros, but from the comments it seems like she wasn't into it and watching the clock .
Wow just like my session.
She was probably thinking like me .
"I want this to be over as quick as possible ,this is horrible." This is the worst ever.

I just had to write this thread because I hope that some of the guys that took to heart his no review will at least give the poor girl a chance and think about the fact that maybe it was not one single bit fun to her and more than work that maybe was torture

I can only imagine how it feels from the ladies' perspective. Some guys think just because they're paying that she's supposed to just grin and bear it.

This is why I try to at least be as clean as possible and be in reasonably good shape. I could stand to lose a few pounds, but I'm not a man whale or anything. I tend to get the ex-football player if a particular description of my body type was asked.

I have similar issues with...lets say, chicks that I don't find ummm, ideal on the hotness scale. This is why if I chose to pursue a visit with you, it's VERY important that you look like what you're showing me in the pictures.

Am I shallow? I...guess. Maybe. It's just who I am, especially when it comes to this. Sorry. My sexual urges just won't respond to a woman that I'm not feeling. I've tried. It doesn't work.

[Randall Creed]

Originally Posted by burkalini

I understand that ugly is ugly. . It's true that it must be tough when you get an unattractive really overweight guy. It's also hits me that if you want to not give the session you say you want to give PART of the money back. Says alot. So you want to charge him for not being attractive enough. It has to be tough for the guy to get sex at all just like it's tough to see a girl thats over weight. You should know that

Good point.

If a provider can't stomach fucking a particular guy, AT LEAST give him his money back. No worse feeling than spending money and NOT getting some pussy.

He could use that money on a girl who may have more tolerance for his beer belly, hairy back, and tiny dick.

[yitzchak]

You're absolutely right about hat.

[Stockinglover]

Hey OP have you ever fucked anyone as fugly as Harvey Weinstein?

[yitzchak]

How come old, fat and smelly guys get to fuck whores but I can't?

[burkalini]

Originally Posted by yitzchak

How come old, fat and smelly guys get to fuck whores but I can't?

Money and power. It's simple

[Claire She Blows]

Originally Posted by Randall Creed

I could stand to lose a few pounds, but I'm not a man whale or anything.

[Guest020719]

The door opens,
She says, "Damn!"
I respond, "I know."
She hands ME a donation,
We get busy.