movie quotes

[Juan Pablo de Marco]

My style? my style is the art of fighting without fighting.

...Enter the Dragon


'I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my dick was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife 'cilla and bust it by jackin' off. Or I'd like to think that's what I'd do. Dreams let you think like that. Truth was I hadn't had a hard-on in years'.

[DrPerry]

Mal
guy killed me Mal
with a sword
how wierd is that?

[looiecypher]

The original time this line was used in a film,not the more recent version

Git er Done Reb

[looiecypher]

Mal
guy killed me Mal
with a sword
how wierd is that?

Serenity

[gman44]

Originally Posted by Juan Pablo de Marco

...Enter the Dragon


'I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my dick was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife 'cilla and bust it by jackin' off. Or I'd like to think that's what I'd do. Dreams let you think like that. Truth was I hadn't had a hard-on in years'.

Bubba Ho-tep

I keep telling you, you listen to me more, you live longer!

[argus256]

Originally Posted by geniusman

Bubba Ho-tep

I keep telling you, you listen to me more, you live longer!

Indiana Jones Temple of Doom - and that took no looking up to figure out! I could recite most of that movie!

[gman44]

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye Seattle

[ANONONE]

Originally Posted by geniusman

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye Seattle

One of Steve Martin's best scenes ever were he faces down a bully in ROXANNE.

NEXT QUOTE:

Person1 (sitting in meditation moaning): "Ohhh. . .ohhh. . .ahhhhh!"

Person2 (reaches out and pokes him them looks at others): "Will you idiots tell me what this fucker is doing?"

Person1 (gasps and moans louder then looks around surprised): "Don't touch me when i am tantric"

Person2: "Tantric? What the fuck is tantric?"

[argus256]

American Pie 2

[Guest042715]

"What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"What do you mean? An African or European swallow?"

[motocrossman39]

Originally Posted by sinkerswim

"What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"What do you mean? An African or European swallow?"

"Monty Python's - Search For The Holy Grail"

here you go-
person #1: I claim this country for England
person #2: You can't claim this country, we live here!
person #1: Do you have a flag, you can't have a country without a flag!

[argus256]

Oh God I know this one.... I THINK it's from Family Guy but I'm not 100%

[gman44]

Still shooting first and asking questions later?

[argus256]

There are a few movies that have used that line, the most recent in my memory is i. the Wolverine xmen movie...

[gman44]

You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks