You know you're a Provider/Hobbyist when....

[papaoscar]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

You know you're a provider when you have Starwood Platinum status and/or a shit-ton HyattGold points.

Oh shit, I have platinum IHG.....I coulda been working these cities on all of my work trips as duece bigalow!

[bicuspid]

... when you meet somebody new and instead of asking them where they live, you ask them where their incall is located.

[papaoscar]

When you meet a new girl and wonder what her p411 page would say at the bottom

[Guest092216]

Originally Posted by papaoscar

Oh shit, I have platinum IHG.....I coulda been working these cities on all of my work trips as duece bigalow!

It's never too late!! Carpe diem, man! Carpe diem! Haha

[papaoscar]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

It's never too late!! Carpe diem, man! Carpe diem! Haha

Yea, I can see it now. Tall skinny white dude walks in, big girl lying in bed.
Me: this was definitely a mistake
Her: did you say steak? I love steak!
Me: no, I said mistake!
Her: oh you got me all excited. They need to make phones for full figure girls.

No offense to all the bbw ladies oit there, but skinny and fatty were lying in bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead. Im the skinny guy, and I gots a lotta living, yolo'ing (yep, I said yolo'ing), and carpe dieming to do still!! Haha

[woodyjohnson]

When for an instant the label on your yogurt looks like this: Gr33k

[Guest072720]

...Or on the flip side , you're having casual sex and have to catch yourself so you don't say leave your donation on the dresser and get comfortable

Originally Posted by NearHauteRed

when you meet a girl at a club/bar, take her to a hotel room and after your session with her, you leave an envelope on the dresser as you are getting dressed to leave.

[NearHauteRed]

meet a girl and ask to see her showcase

[PhenomenalMiss]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

There are more $20s in your wallet than $10s, $5s or $1s combined.

You wish Costo sold condoms.

Oil & Lube shop signs catch your eye for the wrong reason.

You hear "Internet Service Provider" and think, "Yes?"

Seeing a shop called 'Hobby World' next to a 'Condom Sense' makes you literally LMAO.

Pinapples make you grin.

Seeing someone you recognize makes you wanna head in the opposite direction.

Sitting alone at a bar isn't the least bit uncomfortable.

Acronymns are more for safety than convenience.

Having your rent due and no money is no cause for panic.



Hope this ends up being a FUN thread of idiosycncrasies from both sides of the fence! I started with a few from the provider standpoint. Please pile on everyone!

LMAOOOO STORY OF MY LIFE!!!

[MobyDick100]

When you get locked out of your email account at work because you keep entering your ECCIE password.

When you're bagging your trash and notice 4 large empty bottles of pineapple juice in your trash can.

When your mother opens her front door to let you in her apartment and you're surprised she isn't standing behind the door.

[cookie man]

Now I'm buying pineapple and mango greek yogurt. Top it off with some granola and maybe I can "kill two birds with one stone". Fear not it's just an expression.

[Hotdog]

When you see a sign that reads "Annual Greek Festival" and wish is wasn't at a church.

[papaoscar]

Originally Posted by MsTaylorLong

...Or on the flip side , you're having casual sex and have to catch yourself so you don't say leave your donation on the dresser and get comfortable

Lol! Have you ever accidentally said that and played it off?

[Guest092216]

When u text "GPS" and spellcheck actually changes it to "hoes" Lmao!!!

[Guest062217]

You know you're a hobbyist when you are booking work travel and while on the phone with the airline...you're sending PM's to providers in the city you are about to travel to at the same time...