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Guest071514-1 · 03-17-2014, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by boardman

I'm glad you asked...

A guy walks into a bar. As he sits down he asked the bartender for a rum and coke. The bartender asks the guy if he would like to try something he's been working on instead. The guy has had a rough day and says, "Ooooh, what the hell." The bartender pulls a red apple out from behind the counter and places it in front of the guy. The guy says "What's this crap? I've had a rough day and I'm really not in the mood for fruit." The bartender says, "Just trust me. If you don't like it you can have your rum and coke."

So the guy takes a big bite out of the apple. "Wow! Holy shit! This tastes exactly like rum! Incredible! How did you do that?" The bartender smiles and says, "Now take a bite from the other side." The guy rotates the apple and takes another bite. "Wow! Holy Fuck! This tastes exactly like coke!"

Right about this time another guy sits down at the bar and orders a vodka and 7up. Without hesitation the bartender grabs another red apple and places in front of this guy. Just before he can say anything, the first guy says, "Take a bite! Trust me!". So the 2nd guy takes a bite and says, "Holy shit! This apple tastes exactly like vodka! Awesome!" The other guy tells him to turn around and take another bite. "Holy crap! 7up! How did you do that!?!", he yells.

Now a third guy walks in and sits down. The other two guys begin to tell him about this magical fruit. "This bartender has apples that tastes like anything you want! It's really incredible! Go ahead, order something!" So the guy thinks for a second and says, "How about an apple that tastes like pussy?" The bartender grabs a green apple out from behind the counter and sits it in front of the guy. The guy grabs it and takes a huge bite. The guy jumps out of his stool. "What the fuck!!!!" he screams while spitting the apple out. "This tastes like shit!!!". The bartender calmly says, "Turn it around."

Haha, love it! Well done!

Hot to Trot Daphne · 03-17-2014, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Zanzibar789

I respect NBA policies but to cut to the chase it would be nice if there was a special NBA hooker showcase section to browse.

Yes, because segregation is the answer

Guest051115 · 03-17-2014, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

Yes, because segregation is the answer

Quite the "contrar" LD. I just think as black guys scroll through profiles; dilated pupils, planning / plotting, swallowing spit, it would be pretty cool to have that NBA message prominently displayed and not as the very last words at the bottom of the advertisement. If the NBA'ers had their own section, who knows it may help improve the site speed / functionality. ;-)

Dorian Gray · 03-17-2014, 04:23 PM

& while you're at it the "Negroes Back Away" providers can have their own review forum.

Guest051115 · 03-17-2014, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

& while you're at it the "Negroes Back Away" providers can have their own review forum.

That too ;-)

from their perspective it's not like they're losing money but you however, are saving time.

enderwiggin · 03-17-2014, 04:59 PM

Don't fixate on the word. Its the statement that had to get a pee-pee slap. The mods aren't here to make everyone happy and police our language. They're here to enforce forum guidelines.

But on the topic of this poll, negro doesn't offend me. Only Dorian offends me.

Mojojo · 03-17-2014, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by LilMynx69

But is it the same when you poke fun at your own ethnic group?

Aren't NBA policies disrespectful of a whole ethnic group?

How does the average poster who btw is anonymous know he's part of that group? He doesn't, board membership is anonymous. NBA disclaimer and his attempt to use stereotype for humor are very different in comparison.

coolaid · 03-17-2014, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by bustyamy

Whale season is back in ^^.

or it could just be a big ugly turd floating around, anybody got a pooper scooper?

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Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

^^^I guess this was the trailer trash attitude that last review described. Thancks for the update.

I rtm'ed both of these posts as they are both racially charged insults. Well, "trailer trash" might not be as blatantly racial, but calling someone a "big ugly turd" obviously referring to ld being a dark skinned black woman is clearly a racial insult.

Where are you at pistolero? You drew a hard line, now let's see if you're going to enforce it consistently across the board.

Russ38 · 03-17-2014, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by coolaid

I rtm'ed both of these posts as they are both racially charged insults. Well, "trailer trash" might not be as blatantly racial, but calling someone a "big ugly turd" obviously referring to ld being a dark skinned black woman is clearly a racial insult.

Where are you at pistolero? You drew a hard line, now let's see if you're going to enforce it consistently across the board.

.....and I used the term Peckerwood earlier in this thread just to see what would happen.....nothing.....

Guest062114-5 · 03-17-2014, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mojojo

How does the average poster who btw is anonymous know he's part of that group? He doesn't, board membership is anonymous. NBA disclaimer and his attempt to use stereotype for humor are very different in comparison.

How anonymous is it when Dorian writes the now infamous Pearland Police Dept/ Racial Profiling Review? I obviously can't read the whole thing but it's rather obvious in that post and numerous others that DG is of the Negroid persuasion.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=897254

But I get it...not everyone will take the time to look at the back story...

SpiceItUp · 03-17-2014, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by boardman

I'm glad you asked...

A guy walks into a bar. As he sits down he asked the bartender for a rum and coke. The bartender asks the guy if he would like to try something he's been working on instead. The guy has had a rough day and says, "Ooooh, what the hell." The bartender pulls a red apple out from behind the counter and places it in front of the guy. The guy says "What's this crap? I've had a rough day and I'm really not in the mood for fruit." The bartender says, "Just trust me. If you don't like it you can have your rum and coke."

So the guy takes a big bite out of the apple. "Wow! Holy shit! This tastes exactly like rum! Incredible! How did you do that?" The bartender smiles and says, "Now take a bite from the other side." The guy rotates the apple and takes another bite. "Wow! Holy Fuck! This tastes exactly like coke!"

Right about this time another guy sits down at the bar and orders a vodka and 7up. Without hesitation the bartender grabs another red apple and places in front of this guy. Just before he can say anything, the first guy says, "Take a bite! Trust me!". So the 2nd guy takes a bite and says, "Holy shit! This apple tastes exactly like vodka! Awesome!" The other guy tells him to turn around and take another bite. "Holy crap! 7up! How did you do that!?!", he yells.

Now a third guy walks in and sits down. The other two guys begin to tell him about this magical fruit. "This bartender has apples that tastes like anything you want! It's really incredible! Go ahead, order something!" So the guy thinks for a second and says, "How about an apple that tastes like pussy?" The bartender grabs a green apple out from behind the counter and sits it in front of the guy. The guy grabs it and takes a huge bite. The guy jumps out of his stool. "What the fuck!!!!" he screams while spitting the apple out. "This tastes like shit!!!". The bartender calmly says, "Turn it around."

coolaid · 03-17-2014, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Russ38

Probably one of those white supremacist peckerwood motherfuckers living south of I-10....be my guess....js

There you go pistolero, here's another one for you. I hope you got that little foam dart gun loaded up with points because you're going to need them around here.

If calling someone a "peckerwood" isn't a racial insult, I don't know what is.

Russ38 · 03-17-2014, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by coolaid

If calling someone a "peckerwood" isn't a racial insult, I don't know what is.

Is it still considered a racial insult even though I'm Caucasian?....

kiterunner · 03-17-2014, 06:26 PM

I just refer to all races, ethnicities, creeds, religions and sexual orientations as "Canadian" and call it a day...

Guest062114-5 · 03-17-2014, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by kiterunner

I just refer to all races, ethnicities, creeds, religions and sexual orientations as "Canadian" and call it a day...

Half my family is Canadian. Reminds me if why I dislike widespread use of the term African American.

It's hard enough to try to ascertain someone's race by looking at them...impossible to tell their nationality. And at least half my friends who grew up in Africa are white...