Dr Mac! (yes Doctor) You see, I almost forgot you claimed some time back to be a Physician in your other job, along with Writer, Nobel Laureate and all...etc..etc.).
Look, since you're here pretty much 24/7 with all sorts of claims of connections to the ladies (managed), it's pretty obvious you're not a real hobbyist and in reality probably just a Velcro sneaker wearing e-pimp wannabe who was ejected from his last job at Jiffylube for sticking your pecker in a grease-gun nozzle in front of the customers while looking at naked pygmies on a worn out page torn from an old copy of National Geographic.
Other than that, I was just having fun with you, besides...I'm sure you're just a swell guy and I enjoy your mess!
Ahem...