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03-26-2015, 08:38 PM
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Join Date: Aug 15, 2012
Location: Texas
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^^^^^
That, and the mother fuckers think they have to slow down to merge on the 75 mph interstate.
Use the right pedal floor it.... Get to speed.... Then get in the right lane and check your fucking phone..........
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03-27-2015, 04:04 PM
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Join Date: Dec 21, 2009
Location: Republic of Texas
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BON QUI QUI
These damn things are like robots programmed to piss off old white men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZkdcYlOn5M
The HEB must have some kind of Bon Qui Qui repellent working, though...which is why I make my groceries there when I'm not at the Patel Bros, or the Keemat, or the chinaman's place which I can't pronounce. They're real nice in those markets. Also the Subhlaxmi...no Bon Qui Qui's there either.
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03-31-2015, 10:23 AM
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Join Date: Feb 4, 2010
Location: Houston
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Funerals’
People who walk up to the casket and say “that’s the best he’s looked in years” or “He’s in a better place now”.!
The guy is dead, embalmed and laying in a box and this is the best they ever looked and there in a better place, lying in a box is not a better place.
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03-31-2015, 10:39 AM
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Join Date: Sep 23, 2010
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Originally Posted by jabdallasx
Funerals’
People who walk up to the casket and say “that’s the best he’s looked in years” or “He’s in a better place now”.!
The guy is dead, embalmed and laying in a box and this is the best they ever looked and there in a better place, lying in a box is not a better place.
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No shit. ^^^^^^^^ or they say something similar like " oh he or she look so good". BULLSHIT, how the fuck good does a loved one look in a fucking box? FUCKING shit like that pisses me off. A few years ago I went off on someone who said that in the funeral home, fucking assholes. Just say sorry for your loss and leave it at that.
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03-31-2015, 10:56 AM
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Join Date: Aug 26, 2010
Location: Houston, TX. Dallas, TX
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The weather channel. I find the window to be more accurate.
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03-31-2015, 01:09 PM
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Sensual Artist 🦋
User ID: 14732
Join Date: Feb 15, 2010
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When you feel ill you "go to see a doctor" NOT go to the doctors. There's no S in doctor.
And Pssst.... my fellow pro Mexican people there is no S after Selena (R.I.P.) either, it's Selena NOT Selenas 
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03-31-2015, 07:44 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Maybe the person's doctor has multiple doctors in the practice ...
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03-31-2015, 09:03 PM
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Location: Texas
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Or........
You go to the Doctors at Wal-Marts......
( they takes the Lone Star Cards)
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03-31-2015, 10:34 PM
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Join Date: Sep 28, 2012
Location: Houston
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It's short for going to the doctor's office.
Kinda like DM would say she's goin' to pyramider's.....
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03-31-2015, 11:56 PM
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People who walk up to the casket and say “that’s the best he’s looked in years”
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While attending a funeral. I heard that line all last weekend
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04-01-2015, 12:07 PM
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Pending Age Verification
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Join Date: Aug 26, 2010
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Overpriced junk at the airport
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04-01-2015, 12:15 PM
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Join Date: Jan 11, 2010
Location: H-town
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Providers on my radar jacking up their rates just because some weak ass WK muthafucka told them the could make so much more.
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04-01-2015, 12:15 PM
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Making Pussy Great Again
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: In your closet, in your head...
Posts: 16,091
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Old whores who refer to themselves in the third person on a SHMB.
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04-01-2015, 01:10 PM
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Pending Age Verification
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Join Date: Aug 26, 2010
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That guy cutting the grass at 7am on a Saturday/Sunday. Thanks a lot!
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04-01-2015, 05:31 PM
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Join Date: Aug 15, 2012
Location: Texas
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That guy cutting the grass at 7am on a Saturday/Sunday. Thanks a lot!
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Move or change hotels....some of us fucktards do not stay up all night.... And have shit to do on the weekends.
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