NFL and Houston Texans Superthread: Are we ready for some football?

[TheDon]

Originally Posted by Satin

Cat-Man you're right bro....BT & Dadfio are pure gold. The last 2 rants are priceless. Gotta agree with parts of each one.

I'm trying my best to get us all in one place- some strip club where we can talk shit, analyze and after that all get laid. I've been out with you and BT; getting Daddio out is the problem.

On my way back from Florida now bro....any of you boys making picks or at least on any squares for the game?

I think the Pats are going to need to legitimately run the ball well in this game in order for them to have their best chance at winning. These last few playoff games they've had, where it's just Brady airing it out, have not produced the most successful results. I'd really like to see a power run game established to go through the middle of that Giants line. The Niners had somewhat success running up the middle, but it would mostly be this college type formation where they would run it out of, which made it to obvious for the defense not to notice. I think a few draw plays with Woodhead would also be effective along with some power plays with Ellis.

As far as the Giants go, if Eli is as good as he apparently is, and with his receiving core, it would seem like an obvious game plan. Pats secondary have had to face Eddie Royal and Thomas, followed by Boldin, Torrey Smith, and Lee Evans. But now they will have to cover Nicks, Cruz, Manningham, and the Tight Ends the Giants use. That's a significant upgrade in opposition compared to the last couple of weeks for the Pats defense.

I'm leaning more to the thought that this will be the Giants game to lose. But I think Bellicheck will have his them better prepared. I think the Pats will win, in what I would expect to be a slight upset.

As far as a play goes, it's a stay away for me. I said the same thing about the Colts/Saints two years ago, it was the right move in my opinion. The only play I made was on a PROP bet. I put down money that the coin flip would be heads at +101 odds. And 75% of the time you flip a coin, it lands on heads. That's a FACT, no bullshit!

I don't know about this year, I need to revisit the menu, but I remember their being something Madona's hair being blonde, I'd bank on that if the oddds are good. Her hair will be blonde!

[Daddio]

I don't know why I went on a rant, just look at the picture of Dopey!! Nuff Said.

I am struggling with the bet, I think Giants straight up money line is a good play, but I am rooting for the Patriots as I like legit QB's like Braday.

Madonna's snatch hair is black if not gray, which hair are we betting on???? She never really did it for me, I think it was the cone tittie outfit she used to sport. I guess I thought she had pancake tits under the cones. I prefer one eyes snatch over Madonna.

[TheDon]

I never though a filed attachment of Matt Schaub would make me LOL, but it did.

I just looked at the line, Madona being blonde is now at -900, so yeah, forget that play, I'll try to scoop up something else..

[Guest040616]

Originally Posted by Daddio

I don't know why I went on a rant, just look at the picture of Dopey!! Nuff Said.

Dopey Dude, Dopey Dudette, Dopey TS or whatever persuasion of Dopey you happen to be. Do you really get that worked up over a friggin' "picture" of someone named "Dopey?"

If seeing an image of Dopey is the root cause of your rage, DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT, look in the mirror. Why?

Because you are in grave danger of going "postal" on yourself!

[Daddio]

Bigtalk, freddo, big douche, Carr lover, Johnny cockrun,

If we ever meet, after I buy you a beer I will pecker slap you good.

In fact I hope satin does it for me if HE sees you this weekend. I know you will have that Matt schaub dopey look on your face right after it happens.

[TheDon]

Alright men, here's my play(s) for tomorrow.

With Gronk banged up, Brady will need another guy to go to, why not a former MVP of the SuperBowl? That's right, Deion MotherFucking Branch.

16 to 1 odds on scoring the first TD

+210 on scoring a TD

Over 3 receptions -110

Throw the bank at the man.

[Guest040616]

As it relates to picking the outcome of what should be a close football game, conventional wisdom says when all things are equal go with the best qb. That is especially true if the best qb also has the best Coach.

I am going to defy logic and go with the team that will have the 2nd best qb on the field and the 2nd best coach on the sideline. The G Men are on a roll and are peaking at just the right time!

Giants 27
Pats 24

Up yours, Jerry Jones!

[Satin]

Giants are hot...but no fucking way they beat the Pats again...mark it down "The Hoodie" wins again.....damn....

Brady gets 4th ring.....

[Guest040616]

Originally Posted by Satin

Giants are hot...but no fucking way they beat the Pats again...mark it down "The Hoodie" wins again.....damn....

Brady gets 4th ring.....

You might be correct, this game could go either way. It was an excellent first half. The Pat's drive at the end of the first half was another indication that Brady is still one of the very best in the business!

One additional observation: Based upon Eli's performance over the course of the last 6 games, he may have finally crossed the threshold from upper 2nd tier to elite qb! Let's see if he seals the deal with an elite performance in the 2nd half!

[Guest040616]

I hereby nominate another Manning for "ELITE" status!

Great game to Eli and the Giants!

[One-Eyed Willy]

Well, as predicted the G-Men take down the defensless Brady Bunch... Sorry Cowpaddys LOL

And another view of our interim cheerleader

[Guest040616]

Originally Posted by One-Eyed Willy

Well, as predicted the G-Men take down the defensless Brady Bunch... Sorry Cowpaddys LOL

It was a great game! Eli's 4th quarter pass to Manningham during the winning drive was the play of the game. It was a spectacular pass and an even better catch! Congratulations G-Men! You guys earned it! And in doing so, every Cowpaddy's fan heart, skipped at least one beat, maybe two! ROTFLMAO

[One-Eyed Willy]

Yeah BT. I saw that. Their not my fav team by any means, though they get my thumbs up when beating the paddys. However after convicing w's vs ATL and GB, ELI out Tebowing Timmy in the 4th, and their defensive front, the choice seemed obvious. BTW ELI is most def elite.

Not sure what was better, the throw and catch Manning to Manningham or Madonna's halftime show.

[Guest040616]

Originally Posted by One-Eyed Willy

Yeah BT. I saw that. Their not my fav team by any means, though they get my thumbs up when beating the paddys.

I am with you on that one. There are only two games during every NFL season that it is guaranteed that I will always pull for the Giants. Both of them are when they play the Cowpaddy's!

I need to make a trip to Vegas! I picked the winners on these pages with my final picks in the 2 divisional championship round games and in today's Super Bowl. To top it off, I picked the final point spread in one of the two Divisional round games. I also picked the Giants by 3 (instead of 4) in today's Super Bowl and was within 3 points in the other Divisional round game. That makes a total of 4 points off in the 3 final games.

[Guest082824]

Originally Posted by Satin

Giants are hot...but no fucking way they beat the Pats again...mark it down "The Hoodie" wins again.....damn....

Brady gets 4th ring.....

I'm soooooooo glad you were wrong playa....

FUCK THE PATRIOTS!!!!!