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Originally Posted by Trey
Anyway I'm just amazed how much you all care that one chick won't see you. She ain't even Asian, if she was I would see your surprise a bit more. Is this chick so hot to the Asian male that he is really that hurt by this one girl.
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We want what we can't have.
Dorthy has figured that out and this is nothing more than a marketing gimmick.
Oriental Dude: Hey, what's up with not seeing Orientals? We're not threatening. We don't like trouble. Our winky is dinky. [Apologies for perpetuating any stereotypes].
Dorthy: Sorry, Oriental Dude. Nothing to do with safety or winky. Soy sauce smelly, me no sucky. [Broaden aforementioned apology to include everyone].
At which point Oriental Dude begs, offers to pay more and bring his own Fabreeze. With the Oriental upcharge and earplugs shoved up her nostrils, Dorthy relents.
Now, that's a happy ending.
Niche marketing! That's what makes America's economy the best in the world.
Well, played, Dorthy, well played.