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[delivery guy]

Taste of New Orleans was great good food and plenty of eye candy !

[flinde]

I been wondering this for decades. Those carrots. Why do they put those carrots in the canned jalapenos from Mexico. No one ever eats them. Why?

[Guest010619]

Marcus... Now that's just wrong! LOL

[Whiskey-Fied]

[Rossboss]

Clients keeping their shirt and drawers on while fucking the shit out of you. Ladies, please opine.

[Doglegg]

I love doing 105 on 281. 80 on 183 works as well.

There is a god when you see a 20 something black chick with 34C 24 waist and 32 inch ass dating a (place your choice here).

God would be fair if it were me.

Mary-Louise Parker - oh geez. I want it, I want it, I want it.

Is it Karma if we get what we ask for but not what we want?

May I never receive what I deserve.

If there was trully hope for mankind, why do we still have rap?

Too many margaritas and not enough answers.

I wish you a Happy Monday,

Dogg

[levi tab]

Originally Posted by Doglegg

Is it Karma if we get what we ask for but not what we want?

WOW that's a good one!

[Guest111113]

Lakers suck!!!!!

[mwsatx]

"Shit piss fuck cunt cocksuck motherfucker tits fart turd and twat. I fucked your mom..."
- Blink182

[levi tab]

Oh gawd that felt good! We're gonna have to meet up again sugar

[Katalina]

Why would you ask for something that you don't want?

Apple iPhone suck ass. I love the galaxy phones but they really need to fix the bugs. I'm sick and tired of my phone screwing up and the battery life sucks.

Divorce paperwork really sucks ass but it's so worth it.

How do you measure happiness?

I'm proud to be a Texan because how supportive they are of our freedoms.

Texan.....steak......strip clubs have cheap steaks during their "happy hours".....good fries too...hot wings....

Oh look a squirrel!!

[mwsatx]

Originally Posted by Katalina

Oh look a squirrel!!

I've had the ladies call it a lot of things but never a squirrel.

[Precious_b]

Fucking customer turned into a bitch monster today.
Wants to fix what is broken. Doesn't care about the other parts that are in bad condition.
Leaves for work at 9am and returns in the evening.
Thinks i'm ripping her off because I told her the price to fix immediate problem.
Can't tell if anything else if broke until than.
But she is mad that I will have to charge her for another trip to the parts house (which will be closed when she returns from work) *IF* something else is wrong and I don't have the part.
I'm not the Amazing Kreskin.

Thanks for this thread so I could banter.

[Katalina]

Originally Posted by mwsatx

I've had the ladies call it a lot of things but never a squirrel.

Got nuts?

[AngeLisa]

Hasn't seen a dick all week !!! I'm Hornier than a man outta a coma!!!