bbf for beginers

[sixxbach]

Originally Posted by BlakeConfidential

My 36DDs are perky, natural and beautiful. Too bad I'm a few months over your age criteria huh? How will I ever survive??! Oh wait, I retired and you wouldn't stand a chance with me in civvie world.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

sixx

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Originally Posted by buckman

She called me out in another thread, I replied in this one. This one seemed more reasonable to hijack

Why hijack. Why didn't you start your own thread.
Oh that's right, you want to secretly pm people about me.
You can not escape the fact that you have an agenda, with no interest in having me say my side of the story.
What is your true grip.
Either way you slice it you look nutso! Bitter. Angry. Bored. Fixated.
Get off it.

Also, posting assumptions about people is not properly arguing. You do that often.
It's weak.
If you want to be a respected asshole around here at least speak the truth.

I could start a thread and just roast your ass but I'm trying to take a break from all the hater aid. But I'll still be here if you can't find anyone else to pick on.

If you desire any more commentary from me to you, I will be billing you 400/word.

[BlakeConfidential]

That was a dead giveaway for you sixx haha you gottttta know by now....

[Beagle]

Originally Posted by BlakeConfidential

Back to BBF, like homer said, what other type of fingering is there?! Finger condoms? My oh my. Better safe than sorry??? hahaha I really don't even know what else to say about that...Guess I'm a 'BEGINER' and have a lot to learn!

According to Sire, using plasters on finger is pretty popular. I've never seen that.

Now, I can tell you the thimbles you see your moms use for sewing.......is really just a gimmick. That's all I'm saying....

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Still don't know who you are , so probably just piss you off in the future . Always up for smothering . Mmmmmmmm Smothering !!!!!!

I know who she is...... You don't want to know her .... She is a woman that will suck the life out of you if you get too close.....

Your too little..... You would smother in her bust......

Besides.....

Cue the Mission Impossible Music please......

"RR... Your mission ... should you decide to except...... is to locate the barely 19yo sister of your date from last Saturday night..... Agent Ztonk and the director laid all the groundwork on her this afternoon and determined that like her 20yo sister that makes the death mask faces, baby sis is ready to play........... Spend two hours in her company while on the job letting the director or Ztonk know you are there..... When they arrive you are to act surprised that they know her as well and when they excuse themselves from the table..... remark how well they are known to care for the other ladies they know...... When the director or Agent Ztonk return they will relive you of your watch.... (not like sixshooter got relieved of his watch) and handle things from there... Her conversion to P4P will occur shortly after......

Return to your routine but prepare yourself with protection and $250 and be ready when the phone rings to be her third experience of the week and an integral part of her total immersion in the hobby.....

As always..... should you be discovered or compromised in any manner we will certainly disavow ourselves of knowing you......"

Kill Music.... Smoke from screen now...........

[Carl]

Joan!

Listen: Hi Ho!

A Zeiss Ikon came. Burroughs across the street when midnight, was ready for the broad. He might square that the course of the twin beds beside a complex abdominal exercise daily and gradually once, but anonymously fortunate. A Nikon IKEA came. Bananarama, who had played as a British diplomat, at the kindness of the desk clerk, and gradually faded once, with anonymous fortunes. He was a friend of regionless inflection American Houses, James Reynolds.

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Carl

Joan! Listen: Hi Ho!

A Zeiss Ikon came. Burroughs across the street when midnight, was ready for the broad. He might square that the course of the twin beds beside a complex abdominal exercise daily and gradually once, but anonymously fortunate. A Nikon IKEA came. Bananarama, who had played as a British diplomat, at the kindness of the desk clerk, and gradually faded once, with anonymous fortunes. He was a friend of regionless inflection American Houses, James Reynolds.

EXACTLY!

And Carl wasn't even AT the meeting when this as discussed!

[BlakeConfidential]

Carl wins.

Wait, unless Carl IS Joan.
Finkle is Einhorn, EINHORN IS FINKLE!

[Whispers]

Correct... Blake... Why don't you tell Carl what he has won!

[BlakeConfidential]

a lifetime supply of finger condoms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[knotty man]

i got 5 dicks! my condoms fit like a glove

[Joan]

Nice to see......People actually debating, over? My life sucking skills? or was it?....Now I am even lost here LOL

:-D

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

This is the wackiest thread of the year.

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Originally Posted by knotty man

i got 5 dicks! my condoms fit like a glove

LMFAO.

See what I'm talking about. Hilarious!

[monev]

Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Why hijack. Why didn't you start your own thread.
Oh that's right, you want to secretly pm people about me.
You can not escape the fact that you have an agenda, with no interest in having me say my side of the story.
What is your true grip.
Either way you slice it you look nutso! Bitter. Angry. Bored. Fixated.
Get off it.

Also, posting assumptions about people is not properly arguing. You do that often.
It's weak.
If you want to be a respected asshole around here at least speak the truth.

I could start a thread and just roast your ass but I'm trying to take a break from all the hater aid. But I'll still be here if you can't find anyone else to pick on.

If you desire any more commentary from me to you, I will be billing you 400/word.

Your pretty sad. Don't start nothing, won't be nothing. I remember lots of denials last time, now it's out of context but yes I said it. Start any thread you want it's not gonna effect my hobbying but people are seeing your angry lying side. That can't be great for you biz.

Ps I didn't post any assumptions just what you said and it was because of the topic at hand then. You were being a hypocrit and I called you out, nothing more nothing less. I only pm'd you to tell you sixx's thread was not where I would have any back and forth with you.