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03-15-2010, 07:58 AM
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Nina, that is my favorite line too from "Friday"
Also, "Big Worm" --Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey.
"Smokey"-- No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.
"Smokey" You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off.
Chris Rock: How much for a order of ribs?
Bartender: $2.50
Chris Rock: $2.50? How many ribs come in an order?
Bartender: Ah...about 5.
Chris Rock: So...each rib is about 50 cent?
Bartender: Yeah...that's about right
Chris Rock: Well I'll have one rib
Bartender: Okay, one order of ribs
Chris Rock: No...no, no, I mean 'one rib'
Bartender:...One rib?
Chris Rock: I sure am hungry
Bartender: Ah...make that 'one rib'....
Chef: Aw...'one rib'....? Geez...
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03-15-2010, 08:02 AM
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This my cousin day, day...
Ice Cube
Next Friday
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03-15-2010, 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Travelingbro
Nina, that is my favorite line too from "Friday"
Also, "Big Worm" --Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey.
"Smokey"-- No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.
"Smokey" You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off.
Chris Rock: How much for a order of ribs?
Bartender: $2.50
Chris Rock: $2.50? How many ribs come in an order?
Bartender: Ah...about 5.
Chris Rock: So...each rib is about 50 cent?
Bartender: Yeah...that's about right
Chris Rock: Well I'll have one rib
Bartender: Okay, one order of ribs
Chris Rock: No...no, no, I mean 'one rib'
Bartender:...One rib?
Chris Rock: I sure am hungry
Bartender: Ah...make that 'one rib'....
Chef: Aw...'one rib'....? Geez...
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LMAO....
I couldn't think of anymore, until you came out.
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03-25-2010, 10:14 AM
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Seriously.. how hard can it be??
Don't say that!!! "BBC's Top Gear"
Melissa: I just wish your friends were as mature as you.
Stu Price: They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better.
Phil Wenneck: [yelling from outside] Paging Doctor Faggot. Doctor Faggot!
Stu Price: I should go.
Melissa: That's a good idea, Doctor Faggot.
"The Hangover"
[Tuco is in a bubble bath. The One Armed Man enters the room]
One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left.
[Tuco kills him with the gun he has hidden in the foam]
Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.
"The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly"
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03-26-2010, 02:26 AM
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true love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... Old School
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03-27-2010, 12:12 AM
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History Of The World: Part I
Comicus: The Christians are so poor...
Swiftus: How poor are they?
Comicus: Thank you. They are so poor... That they only have one God.
[drumbeat, everyone laughs]
Comicus: But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly.
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03-27-2010, 12:17 AM
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Wow, off topic, but that's like me with Nikki
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03-27-2010, 01:07 PM
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King of Swamp Castle: Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.
Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.
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03-27-2010, 04:37 PM
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Lois: How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.
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03-28-2010, 12:55 AM
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Form Star Trek The Motion Picture...
McCoy: "Spock, you haven't changed a bit. Your'e just as warm and sociable as ever."
Spock: "Nor have you, doctor, as your predilection for irrelevancy demonstrates."
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04-01-2010, 12:26 PM
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1) Well, I think I'll get saddled up and go lookin for a woman. 2) Good huntin. 1) Shouldn't take more than a couple of days. I'm not picky...as long as she's smart...pretty...sweet...gentl ey...and tender...and refined...lovely...carefree
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
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04-01-2010, 08:21 PM
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So, what's up with the link to the ad? How does it pertain to the topic of this thread?
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04-01-2010, 08:35 PM
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dennisrn crawling on floor at party and looking over at while saying, "...excuse me -- just looking for my vasectomy lapel pin..."
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04-02-2010, 03:08 AM
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Batty: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. - Blade Runner
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04-02-2010, 10:08 PM
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Batty: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. - Blade Runner
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Now that was a great movie!
"Nothing is worse than having an itch you can never scratch"
"I quite agree."
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