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Originally Posted by sterling1
That was just bad timing sarge. Look at the times lol.
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That is your story, sir. Stick to it. LOL.
True story. I was a new instructor at an Army school house. The other new instructor and I were standing in front of the Commandant. The Commandant looked at us both and said, " I have one question for the two of you. If the two of you were involved in a homo sex you all (that is how he said it) relationship, which one of you would be the man?
He was a stern faced as he could be.
My fellow instructor said nothing.
I was left nearly speechless, "well, er um, sir. I would never....."
The commandant cut me off.
"WRONG ANSWER!"
There is only ONE answer to that question son. The answer is "I WOULD BE THE MAN SIR!" Because I am going to make him my bitch.
LOL.
Sterling, you have nothing to worry about. I have no plans to make you my bitch. But I WOULD BE THE MAN... LOL!
JK JK JK.
Bad timing on your part. But funny! Thanks for taking the joke so well.
Time to go back to dreaming about Randi's birthday and all the shots from her belly button and all those birthday spankings........