Hall Of Fame quotes

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

If you slap her, will keys fall out?

[boardman]

Darth goes off.....

Originally Posted by DarthMaul

If you are an a**hole, admit your an a**hole and go get some help. Dr. Phil needs work. Don't make this "BOARD" your reason for living! Go walking...work out..If you have hot water in your house, take a bath.

[Killersalt]

Originally Posted by boardman

Darth goes off.....

There was a disturbance in the force.

[notanewbie]

Quote-SofiaofHouston

Well I'm off on a date so..............
EAT MY FUCK BUSH SHIT ASSWIPE TURTLES VIOLETASSHOLE MUFF TWAT BLOCKERS ASSBUSH

[Killersalt]

Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

STARFISH... It's whuts fer dinner!





Slap yo' Momma!

Awesome!

[angelinadream]

Originally Posted by notanewbie

Quote-SofiaofHouston

Well I'm off on a date so..............
EAT MY FUCK BUSH SHIT ASSWIPE TURTLES VIOLETASSHOLE MUFF TWAT BLOCKERS ASSBUSH

and i thought you would think it was funny

[angelinadream]

Originally Posted by cpi3000

A truly notable entry:

That was soo funny. Eating more Pu$$y than cervical termites

[Jusanotherdude]

Originally Posted by angelinadream

and i thought you would think it was funny

LMAO!!!

Whoops!!!

JaD

[Brooke Wilde]

Originally Posted by boardman

Ring ring......
Me: Hi Brooke, this is boardman.
click

ring ring
Me: Brooke, really it's me, boardman don't hang up.
click

ring ring
Me: Hi Brooke, this is dearhunter
Brooke: Ashole
click

ring ring
Me: It's not so bad now that I'm really boardman and not dearhunter huh?

Brooke: What the fuck do you want?

Me: Well, I was thincking about making an appointment with you.

Brooke: Shut the fuck up! seriously, What do you want?

Me: Brooke really, I've been wanting to see you for a while now and I just got up enough nerve to call you.

Brooke: Ashole, I'd rather see dearhunter!!!!
click

[notanewbie]

Originally Posted by muffbro

I think you need to morph some of Dear John's advice about popping one before you go into a session. Not so you will last longer but so you won't reek of desperation. I would suggest letting your goo crust over your hand and make sure the girls see it just so they know who they are dealing with...

disturbing yet true.

[AlexisSoftTouch]

Originally Posted by Killersalt

Awesome!

Ouch on that cool tat, but wrong hole!

[AlexisSoftTouch]

Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Ring ring......
Me: Hi Brooke, this is boardman.
click

ring ring
Me: Brooke, really it's me, boardman don't hang up.
click

ring ring
Me: Hi Brooke, this is dearhunter
Brooke: Ashole
click

ring ring
Me: It's not so bad now that I'm really boardman and not dearhunter huh?

Brooke: What the fuck do you want?

Me: Well, I was thincking about making an appointment with you.

Brooke: Shut the fuck up! seriously, What do you want?

Me: Brooke really, I've been wanting to see you for a while now and I just got up enough nerve to call you.

Brooke: Ashole, I'd rather see dearhunter!!!!
click

Right on!!! Thanks for the good chuckle sister!!! I knew I liked you kid!!!!!!!!

[R.M.]

WTF are you talking about? You really should see a doctor...

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

We all need to see a effing doctor.

[Brooke Wilde]

Originally Posted by luxury daphne

We all need to see a effing doctor.

I am the doctor ... Brooke Wild MD