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[kenzsquatch]

Let's face facts...
1 most of us men are out of shape and in no position to be passing judgment.

2. Providers are like cars.... Ferrari's are beautiful, exotic, fast a sight to behold. They are also high dollar, high maintenance tempermental and if not treated properly won't do shit..also every other asshOle in the world wants it!

The other end or the spectrum is the 1950 Packard. .... big, slow, far from beautiful.... but it's always in the driveway ready to go and there are those who collect them.

I prefer the 1972 Chevelle. ..not the prettiest vehicle ever made but you put a nice coat if wax on it and can be proud to be seen around town with it.

[notequiteatroll]

toolin around in golf carts is fun.
who's a provider equivalent?

[Ginger Doll]

Originally Posted by notequiteatroll

toolin around in golf carts is fun.
who's a provider equivalent?

Ha!!! I'm trying to figure out where I land in that analogy. I'm stuck with 1972... Do golf carts last that long?

I feel like I should at least get some kind of sports car label because of my incredible driving skills. Danielle can vouch.

[kenzsquatch]

How about being a Datsun 240 z

[peter north77]

If I could have any car in the world it would be a cherry 72,chevelle.

[alphatwo]

Originally Posted by peter north77

If I could have any car in the world it would be a cherry 72,chevelle.

A mint AC Cobra. That is my dream car.

[Worldtravler]

I just want to know who the OP was referring too, that he thinks is a little out of shape. Doesn't do any good not throwing some names out. It's like talking to a wall probably better results talking to the wall. If you threw the names out than maybe the girls might take that as a hint to get a gym membership.

[Danielle Reid]

Originally Posted by Worldtravler

I just want to know who the OP was referring too, that he thinks is a little out of shape. Doesn't do any good not throwing some names out. It's like talking to a wall probably better results talking to the wall. If you threw the names out than maybe the girls might take that as a hint to get a gym membership.

Unless her business is just fine and doesn't need to follow the complaints of one asshole that likes to rant and never return to his rant thread. Just a thought

[Lena Monet]

Originally Posted by Worldtravler

I just want to know who the OP was referring too, that he thinks is a little out of shape. Doesn't do any good not throwing some names out. It's like talking to a wall probably better results talking to the wall. If you threw the names out than maybe the girls might take that as a hint to get a gym membership.

This is tasteless. It is NEVER okay to publicly call anyone out on their weight. Js. It shows your character to even encourage him to do such a thing.

[Galendracos07]

Arkansas has some fine looking ladies. As a matter of fact the next girl I'm going to see rhymes with "Lolahhhhh" lol. I'm just waiting until I can get loose and make the 2 hour fucking drive. Busy is a good thing, though. I have dreams of giving Dorfy what for some day too, but she's going to have to travel because I am not driving to Houston, or in Houston for that matter.

[warrior13]

Originally Posted by Danielle Reid

Unless her business is just fine and doesn't need to follow the complaints of one asshole that likes to rant and never return to his rant thread. Just a thought

Exactly; Of course if a divine guy like me mentions a low level girl like u, u won't be inspired to upgrade your body if it needed to be upgraded

[Danielle Reid]

Originally Posted by warrior13

Exactly; Of course if a divine guy like me mentions a low level girl like u, u won't be inspired to upgrade your body if it needed to be upgraded

You're as divine as a pile of shit on a hot summer's day. And you calling me "low level" is a compliment

Have a nice day being so insignificant that you have to post trash just to get attention. Your life must be very, very lonely. Part of me weeps for you, but the major part of me laughs at your pathetic life. Make sure you mother brings you enough hot pockets to your basement masturbation room so you don't have to enter the real world for food.

[Guest102419]

I would suggest that everyone get back on topic and stay there. No more pissing contest either.

[Jessika Sweetz]

Originally Posted by peter north77

If I could have any car in the world it would be a cherry 72,chevelle.

Niiice

[warrior13]

Originally Posted by Danielle Reid

You're as divine as a pile of shit on a hot summer's day. And you calling me "low level" is a compliment

Have a nice day being so insignificant that you have to post trash just to get attention. Your life must be very, very lonely. Part of me weeps for you, but the major part of me laughs at your pathetic life. Make sure you mother brings you enough hot pockets to your basement masturbation room so you don't have to enter the real world for food.

STAFF EDIT: Sir, revealing personal information is not a good idea,,, you are warned.