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Originally Posted by Rockydoc
What kind of escorting do you do at a volunteer clinic?
If it is the right kind, how do I volunteer, LOL.
If it is escorting patients, never mind. I do not want to see you badly enough to become a patient. I am sure, however, a beautiful woman like you will brighten up their day and help them to forget their ailments for a few minutes.
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It's not quite as sexy as it sounds!
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Our job is to escort ladies into the women's health clinic while shielding them from the harrasment that protesters on the street are dishing out.
Yesterday when I was leaving my shift, one of the protesters started screaming at me and asking how much the clinic pays me. I ignored him but when he pushed futher and said "I know how much that clinic pays you! They give you $1,000 per shift to help women commit infanticide!!" Since I was no longer in uniform I looked at him and said "I think you have me confused with the other kind of escort."