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OldGrump · 09-17-2013, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pfmtony

Berk, ya had me until the castle part.... I've always loved my Audis and black diamonds are cool. I like to.think I'm king of my castle but actual castles are out of my price range.... But you go girl! Go get it all!

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Originally Posted by berkleigh

LOL . . . yeah I am just daydreaming about that

The negotiations have begun. You guys need to meet up. I'm way past Berk's preferred client age, but that doesn't mean I don't still think she's hot.

SD2011 · 09-17-2013, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ItalianaPrincess

DUMBEST HOBBY QUESTIONS from Clients:

If I book a certain time, do I have to come at that time? Duh.

Can I have a discount Just by asking for a discount? Depends on how cute you are.

Do you have another client today? Will he care if I'm still here??

Will you rim me?..(as a big chunk of toilet paper is hanging out of his crack)!!

What's the biggest dick you've had? Big. Trust me. LOL

Do you offer BBBJ? Um, haven't you seen my email address??

Do you like doing bbbj? ...Umm...Do you know me??!!

Do you offer anything else BB? ..... .....NOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many guys have you been with? Hmmm..let me see.....I've lost count on my own reviews. LOL

What's the KINKYest thing you've ever done? ...!!

Do you see older men? YES!

Would you see me today, even though I've ripped you off in the past? Hell no!

Would you see me today, even though this is my FIRST TIME and I have no Provider references? Sorry, but No.

Would you be my real life Girlfriend outside the hobby?
Uhhh, I'm a Provider. Didn't you know, we have issues?!

...and of course, the list goes on....

LOL! Excellent

What about:

Will you join my private social group? baaa...baaa

lol

pfmtony · 09-17-2013, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by OldGrump

The negotiations have begun. You guys need to meet up. I'm way past Berk's preferred client age, but that doesn't mean I don't still think she's hot.

Nah, she wants a real rock/stone castle. That means, I'm out. Even if i had that much coin, I'd probably blow it on fast cars, big explosions, and of course pussy. I don't see castles in my future.

berkleigh · 09-17-2013, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by OldGrump

The negotiations have begun. You guys need to meet up. I'm way past Berk's preferred client age, but that doesn't mean I don't still think she's hot.

Ha! Too funny!

It's my Birthday week so I can pretty much ask for anything ridiculous right?

And Thank You OG, however, you are welcome to come visit me anytime dear...

...there is no age limit for the over 30.

Texasm31 · 09-18-2013, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by berkleigh

Ha! Too funny!

It's my Birthday week so I can pretty much ask for anything ridiculous right?

And Thank You OG, however, you are welcome to come visit me anytime dear...

...there is no age limit for the over 30.

Happy birthday!! It's my birthday week too.

pfmtony · 09-18-2013, 08:33 AM

Happy birthday Berk: no castle for you. It's just not in the cards. Nonetheless, I hope its a happy one.

berkleigh · 09-18-2013, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Texasm31

Happy birthday!! It's my birthday week too.

Happy Birthday to you as well

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Originally Posted by pfmtony

Happy birthday Berk: no castle for you. It's just not in the cards. Nonetheless, I hope its a happy one.

Thank You!

Been celebrating since last week and it's has rocked!

ItalianaPrincess · 09-18-2013, 02:45 PM

Happy Birthday BERK...YOU FINE ASS BEOTCH!!

Btw, when are we gonna go audition midgets(little people) for our personal assistant positions??!!

Boltfan · 09-18-2013, 02:55 PM

I have a stable of midgets available.

berkleigh · 09-18-2013, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ItalianaPrincess

Happy Birthday BERK...YOU FINE ASS BEOTCH!!

Btw, when are we gonna go audition midgets(little people) for our personal assistant positions??!!

Damnit IP I am ready when you are...
call me and let's go on a mission

Thank You for the Birthday wish babe!

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Originally Posted by Boltfan

I have a stable of midgets available.

Bolt . . . make this happen . . . lol

raventemptress · 09-19-2013, 12:09 AM

My favorite was the very first I guess you could provider experience.....A gentle meant asked to kick him in the nuts hard with heels on! Pd me to do it too! Ha! I thought do I really want to get myself into this? So that has cures of any fetich almost

raventemptress · 09-19-2013, 12:17 AM

Wow, I suck at typing. One more time.........my first experience with this business and in this business, was a gentleman who asked me to kick him in the nuts as hard as I could with my heels on and pad me for it too. I thought, I couldn't do this, it really just made me realize I had to think about the direction and path I wanted to take my business, even though looked down upon by so many, I think this has been a great experience taught me a lot, like what I can and can't endure, the wonderful and unique guys and ladies I have met. The experiencing has been great, the best part of this business is the great(even the sometimes not so great) people that have each brought something unique good or bad into my life.......but yea, a kick in the nuts $80! First experience....lolololololololo lolol

OldGrump · 09-19-2013, 12:30 AM

Berkley & IP, when you are attracted to midgets does that mean how tall they are or........nah, I won't go there.

melannie_star · 09-19-2013, 08:52 AM

For A list of Providers who will .....

LOL..I kid..I kid..Yes it is that type of morning

I woke up to see a whole lot of ridiculous questions in coed!!

I hope everyone finds who or what they are looking for

hotindallas · 09-19-2013, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by melannie_star

For A list of Providers who will .....

LOL..I kid..I kid..Yes it is that type of morning

I woke up to see a whole lot of ridiculous questions in coed!!

I hope everyone finds who or what they are looking for

What? You don't like Smurfs, or something?