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11-21-2011, 01:20 AM
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Can't you just see it now. Two midgets on each titty. One on a chair trying to fuck her. The rest all lined up in a single row with numbers on a piece of paper. The one in front happy and nervous and the last one complaining like Ramblo
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Sounds like you have organizational skills.
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Hell Burk has been pimping himself out for some time now! LOL
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11-21-2011, 02:38 PM
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lol
Last time I wouldn't give myself the 50% pimp charge so I got mad at myself and beat the hell out of me. I told myself that if I go to jail I could just rot there becuse I'm not bailing myself out.
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11-21-2011, 03:02 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
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On the 23rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 23 empty promises of eternal sex and love, 22 kryptonite cock rings, 21 preop trannies, 20 Herpes Cold Sore Patches,19 very worried gerbils, 18 purple TS dinosaur jump suits, 17 Fake Orgasms, the talk to the hand resulting in 16 giant fisting dildos, 15 PMSing love dolls, 14 fiesty, fertilized, horny farm girls, 13 stuttering phone sex girls,Twelve midgets wrestling, Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a dead bird in a pear
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11-21-2011, 03:02 PM
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Last time I wouldn't give myself the 50% pimp charge so I got mad at myself and beat the hell out of me. I told myself that if I go to jail I could just rot there becuse I'm not bailing myself out.
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Burk, I hope you’re getting a group rate from your councilor! LOL
On the 22 nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 22 kryptonite cock rings, 21 preop trannies, 20 Herpes Cold Sore Patches,19 very worried gerbils, 18 purple TS dinosaur jump suits, 17 Fake Orgasms, the talk to the hand resulting in 16 giant fisting dildos, 15 PMSing love dolls, 14 fiesty, fertilized, horny farm girls, 13 stuttering phone sex girls,Twelve midgets wrestling, Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a dead bird in a pear tree.
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11-21-2011, 03:11 PM
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Me thinks this little xmas song is getting out of numerical order. Not that it matters.
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11-21-2011, 04:23 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
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Someone is a little early on the eggnog.
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11-21-2011, 11:19 PM
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On the 24rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 24 reasons to not have sex with me, 23 empty promises of eternal sex and love, 22 kryptonite cock rings, 21 preop trannies, 20 Herpes Cold Sore Patches,19 very worried gerbils, 18 purple TS dinosaur jump suits, 17 Fake Orgasms, the talk to the hand resulting in 16 giant fisting dildos, 15 PMSing love dolls, 14 fiesty, fertilized, horny farm girls, 13 stuttering phone sex girls,Twelve midgets wrestling, Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a dead bird in a pear.
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11-21-2011, 11:24 PM
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On the 25th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 25 licks of my lingum, 24 reasons to not have sex with me, 23 empty promises of eternal sex and love, 22 kryptonite cock rings, 21 preop trannies, 20 Herpes Cold Sore Patches,19 very worried gerbils, 18 purple TS dinosaur jump suits, 17 Fake Orgasms, the talk to the hand resulting in 16 giant fisting dildos, 15 PMSing love dolls, 14 fiesty, fertilized, horny farm girls, 13 stuttering phone sex girls,Twelve midgets wrestling, Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a dead bird in a pear.
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11-21-2011, 11:25 PM
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ok it's xmas already....................... .............................. ....
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11-21-2011, 11:29 PM
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ok it's xmas already....................... .............................. ....
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Just trying to get everyone in the hobby holiday spirit! LOL And I think it's working! London said she might see me when see comes into town? I better get my A game going! Time for some exercise! Here we go....
Up Down, Up Down, Up Down, now the other eye lid! LOL
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11-22-2011, 04:51 AM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
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Work it slowly.
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11-22-2011, 09:46 AM
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Work it slowly.
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Do you think I'll need a wing man?
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11-22-2011, 01:18 PM
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Tell her you want a blo and go. lol
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11-22-2011, 01:34 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
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A wing man might be beneficial.
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11-22-2011, 01:40 PM
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Would it be wrong to bring some one from the clergy as my wing man? He can say Grace and administer last rights if things go South? LOL
On the 25th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 25 licks of my lingum, 24 reasons to not have sex with me, 23 empty promises of eternal sex and love, 22 kryptonite cock rings, 21 preop trannies, 20 Herpes Cold Sore Patches,19 very worried gerbils, 18 purple TS dinosaur jump suits, 17 Fake Orgasms, the talk to the hand resulting in 16 giant fisting dildos, 15 PMSing love dolls, 14 fiesty, fertilized, horny farm girls, 13 stuttering phone sex girls,Twelve midgets wrestling, Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a dead bird in a pear.
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