Reach out and lend a hand.

[Guest010218]

Regretfully, this thread has been a waste of time and space. Nothing new, same old stuff being debated between a few people who could easily do the same via PMs, but that would not allow them to show off the keen (or lack of) debating and writing skills...

This could have been a useful topic given current events last week; but no, we had to use it as a vehicle to continue repetitive and senseless debates over who has the smallest dick.

Next topic please.

[rockerrick]

^^^^ Smallest dick!
And stupidest reply... yay!!!
Complain while waving your tiny dick... congrats you are the problem you bitch about wrapped in different smug paper.

Let me guess BB (pun intended) lol... your PM's don't work so you posted instead?

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Lightesttouch

What makes Whispers king of the board a-hole mountain is the fact that no matter how a-hole he gets there's almost always some degree of calculated thought and thinly veiled button pushing going on behind his posts.

Granted there have been a few past unstable periods where he's lost it and gone over the edge but mostly he maintains control and stays sharp.

Can you point to examples of where you think I "lost it" or gone "over the edge"?

It would be interesting to see what others think is "losing it"

[Guest072118]

Just wants to lend hand feeling your ass. who is anyone fooling with this dumb thrAD. Whispers is So transparent and he thinks hes not.

Let me Whisper in your ear and tell you what a dumb ass you are.

I can even appreciate a tell it like it is person but Whispers tells all with his replies. Im a big fat Tool. Love you my Whispers honey bun.

[Lightesttouch]

Originally Posted by Whispers

Can you point to examples of where you think I "lost it" or gone "over the edge"?

It would be interesting to see what others think is "losing it"

I guess the last time was probably about a year or two ago. It's hard to gage time on Eccie especially since I log off for 6 months at a time.

You went on several back to back non stop bizarre all night and into the morning rant posting marathons.

You caught a lot of flack for it from Toyz and others who viewed it as a mental break down.

It was was definitely not typical you but then you vanished for awhile, rebooted and returned your usual self.

You do remember this right?



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[Lightesttouch]

Originally Posted by BugleBoy

Regretfully, this thread has been a waste of time and space. .

But aren't they all when it really comes down to it?



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[Whispers]

Originally Posted by ElleW

Just wants to lend hand feeling your ass. who is anyone fooling with this dumb thrAD. Whispers is So transparent and he thinks hes not.

Let me Whisper in your ear and tell you what a dumb ass you are.

I can even appreciate a tell it like it is person but Whispers tells all with his replies. Im a big fat Tool. Love you my Whispers honey bun.

The opinions of Old Whores from outside the market are rather meaningless here. We have our own desperate old whores.....

[Little Monster]

The Show Must Go On...

[Kickrocks]

Originally Posted by Lightesttouch

Agreed I know there's a little too much reason and logic behind my posts to qualify as a 100% certified board a-hole but I do what I can to meet the minimum basic standard requirements.

Pure a-holing without any level of thought process is just as painfully boring as the ass kissers.

What makes Whispers king of the board a-hole mountain is the fact that no matter how a-hole he gets there's almost always some degree of calculated thought and thinly veiled button pushing going on behind his posts.
Granted there have been a few past unstable periods where he's lost it and gone over the edge but mostly he maintains control and stays sharp.

This forces most readers to actually think. Like him or hate him you have to respect that in this never ending battle of wits (Or lack of).

I mean does nobody know how to play a simple game of fuck board chess anymore? You make a move and they react immediately as predicted without any thought whatsoever given to why you made that particular move. It's like watching retards at a spelling bee.

Unfortunately not everyone trying to be a certified board a-hole is either able to nor willing to think before posting so they just come across as yapping dogs which is tedious as fuck to read.


We all have to do our part to keep the a-hole banner flying high.


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Your post are repetitive and frankly boring. Try adding some humor and being a funny asshole. Not a dig just an observation.









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[Lightesttouch]

Originally Posted by Kickrocks

Your post are repetitive and frankly boring. Try adding some humor and being a funny asshole. Not a dig just an observation. ...................

Because there's nothing sadder looking than someone trying too hard to be a board comedian when he ain't. Some of my posts are meant to be funny and some aren't.

As to all of my posts being boring or humorless. Some would agree with you and others would disagree. https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2166208

Some wouldn't comprehend sarcastic or dry humor if it bit em in the ass. Yes that's a clear and quite obvious dig.

There's no quicker path to looking the total fool than trying to make a particular impression simply for fuck board acceptance.



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[rockerrick]

Real life slooooowwww huh?

If you have to explain yourself it was a fail!!!

[Kickrocks]

Originally Posted by Lightesttouch

Because there's nothing sadder than someone trying too hard to be a board comedian when he ain't.

As to my posts being boring. Some would agree with you and some would disagree. https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2166208

Some wouldn't know sarcastic or dry humor if it bit em in the ass. Yes that's a dig.

There's no quicker path to looking the total fool than trying to make a particular impression for fuck board acceptance.



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That wasn't really funny. I get your "dry humor" just don't find it funny.

I am happy for you that 5 people found your post about a race car driver plumber funny. Keep up the good work!


And you do need acceptance here. You say you don't but we all know you do.

[Lightesttouch]

Originally Posted by Kickrocks

That wasn't really funny. I get your "dry humor" just don't find it funny.

I am happy for you that 5 people found your post about a race car driver plumber funny. Keep up the good work!


And you do need acceptance here. You say you don't but we all know you do.

Ricky no matter what handle you log in under you always come across as one who tries too hard to make an impression yet you're simply too dumb to realize the impression you are actually making.



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[rockerrick]

Nice try dummy!
Congrats you just achieved Mata Leon / Fire Phoenix / IDigSickChicks level of stupidity!

Do you see dead people like Toyz?

Whatever codybeast/WindInHisHair/Lightestfaggot... yep... whatever handle you log in with.
Irrelevant every time.

[Lightesttouch]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Real life slooooowwww huh?

If you have to explain yourself it was a fail!!!

Originally Posted by Kickrocks

That wasn't really funny. I get your "dry humor" just don't find it funny.

I am happy for you that 5 people found your post about a race car driver plumber funny. Keep up the good work!


And you do need acceptance here. You say you don't but we all know you do.

OK Ricky if you would so kind as to point out the last "Funny" post you made that received any likes other than your usual immediate self-like with the support of one of your known mandles then I might take your opinion on this particular subject at least a little bit more seriously.



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