I mostly enjoy myself in this game we play but.....
I'm tired of $250 review specials. That shit ain't special.
I'm tired of hearing the term GFE and "all covered" in the same ad. I've never had a girlfriend blow me through plastic.
I'm tired of seeing non freak hoes claiming PSE in their ads. Seriously, there's no need to even say that shit if you ain't gonna bring it.
I'm tired of self proclaimed "BJ Queens" not being able to deep throat a dick. That's like someone with a 4" pecker calling himself "King Dingaling".
I'm tired of reading reviews about a fat ass only to find out in person that it's not only her ass that is fat. I have no problem knocking down a thick b*tch but that waist to hip ratio is important to me.
I'm tired of scheduling well in advance only to have the hooktard cancel an hour before it's time to meet. Some of you get blacklisted for that shit. Some of you are lucky that my little head is more forgiving than my big one.
I'm tired of crappy incalls. I'm slowly getting used to some of the PI's but I've been to a couple places that need to be condemned.
And last but certainly not least, I'm tired of hoes, hookers, providers or whatever the f*ck you want to call yourselves that want to get paid to take a dick but in fact, cannot properly take a dick. See illustration.