Small things that irk you in a session?

[ValenTX]

Being asked if I am going to cum. Well yes that is why I am there.
Being asked if I have cum. You will know it when it happens. If you have to ask the answer is no.

[rexdutchman]

Cold apartments ," We have shrinkage" LOL

[Heidi.Fly]

When clients show up 15 min early, but get irritated that I'm not ready yet. If we say noon, I will be ready at noon, not 11:45.


Clients who won't leave the money out at the beginning of the appt. I understand your reasons for doing this, but it just makes me feel better when I can see it. When I can't, I worry the whole time about it and the GFE suffers because I can't get my mind to relax about the money.

Originally Posted by txboi817

Not listing rates and menu on your profile or ad. Then trying to be secretive when i ask about your menu via PM. That whole "i will not discuss...please see my reviews" bullshit.

the whole "I will not discuss...please see my reviews bullshit, as you call it, is the thing that keeps us from getting arrested if you happen to be a cop disguised as a client, and we were to engage in explicit talk. See, we can list our menu here all day and it's not illegal because the ads and showcase are seen as being addressed to the general public, which is not illegal. But, when the offer/acceptance is made between just us two, now it's solicitation. We're just trying to keep out of jail, Sugar.

[dals]

After reading this whole thread my main complaints seem petty. For one, I hate putting on my own condom. 99 times out of 100 it kills my excitement. If the provider does it smoothly, it actually enhances the experience. Like a grown up magic trick!
I also try and be hospitable, and bring drinks with me. Amazes me that a majority of providers dont have even a simple "thank you" for that extra effort. Dont get me wrong, i dont expect to be fawned over for my ability to pick up a bottle. I do like acknowledgement though.

[Laura Lynn]

Mine are,

*Someone who I've never met wants to visit "now". I'm sorry, but I need to screen before planning our time together. It's in my ad and it's on my website....I screen

*Someone showing up early. As it was mentioned previously, if we are scheduled to meet at noon...I'll be ready at noon (or within a minute or 2 after &#128521. Sitting in your car waiting 10-15min raises big Red Flags to the neighbors.

*Not following directions to my apartment. I give pretty detailed directions, I even use words like NW corner. If you would please read (novel concept I know) ahead of time what I have taken the time to send you, you'll arrive without getting misplaced. I promise.

And pretty much what other ladies have said:
-Like not taking a quick 2min rinse and/or leaving poo stain on my sheets.
-Not setting out the gift at the beginning of our rendezvous, especially when its out first time to meet. Not so much an issue if we are already FWB.
-Complaining about other ladies or hearing so and so does it, why don't you....what are we in high school? and like I believe anything I hear in the hobby anyway lol
- Activity lists or sending me a porn video of what you expect of our time together. A gent expects a geniune IOP experience, but then what's to script out my sounds and activities. Sorry, you can't have it both ways, in my opinion.

Wow. I had more than I thought lol.

[Guest020720]

This isn't really an irk but just one that comes up constantly.

I don't say that I see newbies much. I think in the past on some threads I have stated that I will see newbies. But I have had some issues so I tend to lean away from them.

But there's green newbies, then there's the newbie that has had an account since 2011.

Come on. You can't still really be a newbie.

Those guys tend to make me wonder. Are you new or not?

By the time I get a feel for them, it's pretty obvious they know what they are doing. It's always a toss up how those are going to go down.

[rexdutchman]

Showing up at and agreed time and well waiting 10/15 in parking lot ^^^

[gladius82]

1. poor hygiene
2. body odor
3. tv

[LordHelmet]

provider trying to hold a conversation while my helmet is in her mouth...then wondering why i'm going limp

+1 to not undressing me, or at least taking off my pants

porn on the tv...reminds me i'm not hung like dirk diggler!!

providers that advertise as GFE, but never initiate any kissing

[CG2014]

Originally Posted by rexdutchman

Showing up at and agreed time and well waiting 10/15 in parking lot ^^^

That has happened to me several times and what pisses me off is 5 minutes before I arrived, they text me and ask me:

are you almost here/how far are you/ babe/hon/sweetie?

I tell them 5 minutes, can you please send me your apartment #/room #/gate code/etc etc

then SILENCE

I text them again when I arrive: I am here.

STILL SILENCE

Then I sit in the parking lot in the car waiting and not sure if I should leave or stay especially in a couple of this cases, I drove 40 minutes or even 1 hour to get to the provider's incall and I don't want to just turn around and leave after only waiting 5-10 minutes.

Courtesy works both way.

From reading many of the complaints posted by the providers in this thread, they expect us to be courteous and not to short their donation and be on time but many of them can't show us the same courtesy.

If we do it to them, we are criminals. If they do it to us, it's okay.

After all they have something we want: their bodies.

But they forget that we also have something they want: money.

I even had providers NCNS me and when I got hold of them again hours later or a day later, they act like either they done nothing wrong or

we had an appointment?

How the hell did you already forget we had an appointment when we just texted each other an hour or two hours before our appointment and agreed to the time and place and I even text you saying I am on my way and you replied: Okay Babe?

Do you suffer from amnesia or what?

[Crock]

Originally Posted by Heidi.Fly

the whole "I will not discuss...please see my reviews bullshit, as you call it, is the thing that keeps us from getting arrested if you happen to be a cop disguised as a client, and we were to engage in explicit talk. See, we can list our menu here all day and it's not illegal because the ads and showcase are seen as being addressed to the general public, which is not illegal. But, when the offer/acceptance is made between just us two, now it's solicitation. We're just trying to keep out of jail, Sugar.

You make a great point, but I think it's the same point that txboi was making. In order be as safe as possible, by not discussing things, you need to have a decent showcase or ad that does include your menu/rates.

If there are any ladies here that don't understand why, read this: https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1919524

[Guest031919]

As a man in an appointment you certainly don't have to put the lid down after you urinate and you certainly are entitled to leave your dirty wet towel in a pile on the floor but know a hooker, mind you a HOOKER is looking down on YOU after you leave. Total white trash.

[darkwader]

Originally Posted by Maggie_May

As a man in an appointment you certainly don't have to put the lid down after you urinate and you certainly are entitled to leave your dirty wet towel in a pile on the floor but know a hooker, mind you a HOOKER is looking down on YOU after you leave. Total white trash.

[Nurseguy76]

No freshening or basic housekeeping of the room, changing sheets or making up the bed between sessions. Nothing kills a boner like seeing used condoms scattered around the bedroom floor and bathroom or lying on a comforter in a damp spot where other guys have sweated. Feels like I'm laying in a petri dish. Girls who advertise as non-smokers but their breathe smells like they chain smoke unfiltered Cambodian cigarettes. That or they just sucked off the muffler of a 57 chevy.

[GingerKatt]

Originally Posted by Nurseguy76

No freshening or basic housekeeping of the room, changing sheets or making up the bed between sessions. Nothing kills a boner like seeing used condoms scattered around the bedroom floor and bathroom or lying on a comforter in a damp spot where other guys have sweated. Feels like I'm laying in a petri dish. Girls who advertise as non-smokers but their breathe smells like they chain smoke unfiltered Cambodian cigarettes. That or they just sucked off the muffler of a 57 chevy.

EWWWW!!! Surely NO quality provider does that! That’s incredibly nasty and if a man runs into ANY of that he should leave. The Provider is either way too high volume and stacking back to back appts, or she’s just lazy or stupid. Just leave. Why would you lie down in a wet bed with used condoms around you? Poor choice on the client’s part.