Enhanced Screening (no, not the hobby...TSA)

[WTF]

Is there any truth to the rumor that TSA was the one responsible for outting Alexa DiCarlo

[pjorourke]

A Venn Diagram That Shows The Overlap Among 3 Varieties of Junk-Touchers

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Blonde in Lingerie and Wheelchair Gets Extensive TSA Pat Down in Oklahoma
http://news.travel.aol.com/2010/12/0...a-pat-down-in/

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Do I sense a double standard?

Man strips to underwear, socks in protest at airport security checkpoint

Ayinde O. Chase
AHN
Friday, December 31, 2010

A man protesting airport security measures was arrested after he stripped down to his underwear and socks.

http://www.infowars.com/man-strips-t...ty-checkpoint/

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TSA Screening Statistics

[Valerie]

I fly so often that I'm just used to it I suppose...And to be honest I've not noticed that big of a difference...More people going through the full body scanners...

The most secure airport I have ever flown in/out of is Schiphol airport in Amsterdam, not only are you thoroughly inspected at security, but you go through it all over again once you get to your gate.

Not of it bothers me though, in fact I wish some people would stop being so damn uptight about "pat downs"...get the fuck over it, and if it makes you that uncomfortable then don't fly...

[WTF]

Originally Posted by Valerie

The most secure airport I have ever flown in/out of is Schiphol airport in Amsterdam, not only are you thoroughly inspected at security, but you go through it all over again once you get to your gate.

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Holy Batchit, I was running late for a flight there and thought they were going to shoot my rearend for hauling (h)ass through the airport!


Hot damn girl, if I was working TSA, I'd have to give you the tongue pat down! Make sure you didn't sneak any bodily fluids over four ounces onto the plane

[Valerie]

Originally Posted by WTF

Holy Batchit, I was running late for a flight there and thought they were going to shoot my rearend for hauling (h)ass through the airport!


Hot damn girl, if I was working TSA, I'd have to give you the tongue pat down! Make sure you didn't sneak any bodily fluids over four ounces onto the plane

I'm glad someone else understands!

[atlcomedy]

Originally Posted by Valerie

Not of it bothers me though, in fact I wish some people would stop being so damn uptight about "pat downs"...get the fuck over it, and if it makes you that uncomfortable then don't fly...

Originally Posted by WTF

Hot damn girl, if I was working TSA, I'd have to give you the tongue pat down! Make sure you didn't sneak any bodily fluids over four ounces onto the plane

Yeah, your avatar & quote should be on the cover of the TSA recruiting brochure

Seriously, I agree: get over yourselves folks! I'm sure there were some (isolated) unfortunate incidents & I know there have been funny pics & vids on the 'net (although most of the pics are innocent and just have a misleading camera angle) & I'll admit I've gotten a good laugh myself, but is this really causing REAL problems for REAL people? I've flown a number of times since the new guidelines and know other REAL people that have & nobody has reported a REAL problem that I'm aware of...

[Valerie]

Originally Posted by atlcomedy

Yeah, your avatar & quote should be on the cover of the TSA recruiting brochure

I'm sure that would go over real well...haha