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Originally Posted by LilMynx69
Excellent answers!
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Thanks. I don't see many answers to the Original post. I would like see some answers instead of trash talk, about everything except the original question.
Men
If your old and ugly like me, just say so.
If your SO won't/can.t suck you till your nuts run dry say it,
If you are single and do not want to commit to anyone, just admit you like strange.
Providers
I like sex, does not cut it. You can give it away 7 days a week.
I like to get paid because I'm good at it.
The economy screwed me and I can get paid for sex. Admit it.
I'm an attention freak, I need attention and the money is a bonus.
I really wanted to be an actress, but not a starving actress. So now I act for you and get paid.
All
If you can't be honest, funny or witty. I understand.
Honesty can hurt some people, they look in the mirror and instead of seeing the lines, wrinkles and scars of a life well lived on te edge, all they see an old tired person staring back, full of regrets about what could have been, and a realization that today is just more of the same. Tomorrow will be no different. Your only hope is an hour of fantasy here and there. This is why you are so harsh on anyone who does not live up to your expectations.
Funny is a great weapon. It deflects from the real and now. or maybe your just a happy person.
Witty You have a great way of stating the obvious.
Now anyone know a provider that wants to meet me at a Cheap Strip Club? I'll buy you a beer and a table dance as we hum along to the music of whatever song is playing that I don't know the words to.