That's her raggedy pussy

[Foxtrotdancer]

My first time getting my asshole licked or penetrated with a finger came from a provider right after I joined. It felt unbelievable with the lady giving me a bbbj and penetrating me with her finger. So I came home and finally got some head from my wife then I tooted my ass up. What I got was a death scowl. She said what are you doing? I retorted just lick it please or put your finger in my ass. I just took a bath. Boy why did I do that. This wouldn't be necessary if she would have the surgery for her vagina when the blue moon rises and I get sex. Oh boy.....she got up and said you need to take your perverted ass and sleep on the couch.

Mind you this is a 4 bedroom house. She insists those rooms are only for guests and when the grands come over. So I of course grab Waffles and off to the couch I go with my blanket, but I was so furious and humiliated I grabbed the cat leash and took Waffles for a short walk.

So you know she told her sister now every time her sister comes by she looks at me with those eyes screaming I'm a perv.

[Busty]

NARCISSISTIC HUSBAND SECRETLY GAY

[Cendell M]

Originally Posted by Foxtrotdancer

Hey Toots. I love you. Have a beautiful night

I already knew this

[R.M.]

Originally Posted by Foxtrotdancer

Hey Toots. I love you. Have a beautiful night

Oh Slimy Shine. You know you can't run from those notes about you in Modville. Bless your heart.

[Foxtrotdancer]

Ladies I'm going to really give it to you the way I would want it given to me. In 3 months I have multiple options for pussy. Befuddles me and I really feel bad for ladies. Yes there are ladies prospering, but a lot of ladies are feeling the squeeze. My heart goes out to all, but let me give a tad bit of advice on how to sell raggedy pussy. Most men want submissive, kind women. We have barracudas at the house. So do that. Upgrade your incall. I personally don't want to lay with you in the bed you sleep in. I feel bad shooting my nut in the sheets. Put your dog up. It's a job not the dog park. Some of us like dogs some no. Learn to lick ass. Sorry ladies guys are starting to like their booty holes licked so get with the program or.......change your board persona. That board persona goes both ways, especially if I'm the consumer. Reflect on your pricing, alot of you ladies really ain't got the money you claim you have. You are living penis to penis. Luckily Donald Trump is going to stem the flow of Hispanic competition, but he said nothing about the Asians lol. Save your money. Some of you are getting quite up there in years. For every session save 100 and invest it. There unfortunately isn't 401k or retirement for your trade. Always know I love all of you and wish you the absolute best. I will come through later with more tips.

[Foxtrotdancer]

Learn from Waffles. When me and my wife fight, Waffles instinctively knows I need her. So she goes right to where I keep my blanket at. Once I open the closet up , get my blanket, waffles instinctively leaps into my arms. (I always have my iPad and blue tooth in tow). So downstairs I go to the couch. In the den now because I don't want to wear out the living room couch. I put on my Beethoven and gently stroke Waffles. In return Waffles gently makes biscuits on my chest and we fall asleep together. Very peaceful. Be a Waffles

[Cendell M]

Shine, no one needs your advice. Again you talk way to much that’s dangerous

[Foxtrotdancer]

Originally Posted by Cendell M

Shine, no one needs your advice. Again you talk way to much that’s dangerous

Toots just say Thank you. Yawn......I'm off to the Rockers game then going to a private party. Open Bar. So I'll be in and out the rest of the evening. At my discretion. Besos. Mods forgive me later if I say some things after indulging in the open bar

[Vicky Zafirah]

I'm starting to think that you're the raggedy ass p**** that you keep talking about..... There's just something about the way you're writing... Can't put my finger on it mainly because I don't want to.
But I'm getting a whiff of a mental breakdown or psychosis coming on...

[Busty]

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Originally Posted by Vicky Zafirah

I'm starting to think that you're the raggedy ass p**** YEP

[R.M.]

Originally Posted by Vicky Zafirah

I'm starting to think that you're the raggedy ass p**** that you keep talking about..... There's just something about the way you're writing... Can't put my finger on it mainly because I don't want to.
But I'm getting a whiff of a mental breakdown or psychosis coming on...

Yes ma'am. That would be his butt hole he has spoke about here in this thread. Heh.

[Unique_Carpenter]

Originally Posted by Vicky Zafirah

I'm starting to think that you're the raggedy ass p**** that you keep talking about..... There's just something about the way you're writing... Can't put my finger on it mainly because I don't want to...

Exactly
He does do that to himself.
Over and over

[LustyBustyGina38FF]

If we listen to every man on here we all be broke lol
Don't tell us how to do our thing!

Providers that are Serious about how she runs her Business, she likey will do well for herself and don't need or want a manwhore telling her how too!

[Foxtrotdancer]

Originally Posted by LustyBustyGina38FF

If we listen to every man on here we all be broke lol
Don't tell us how to do our thing!

Providers that are Serious about how she runs her Business, she likey will do well for herself and don't need or want a manwhore telling her how too!

LBJ you are my new Hobby wife. Whatever you say goes darling. You know I've taken a "Shine" to you. Play on words for the conspiracy theorists lol

[Unique_Carpenter]

So if this thread is about your wife, why do you discuss other women?
And if you are what you claim you are, why are you even on a professional dating board? Can you not land a civie gal to cheat on your wife with?
You continue to post conflicting stories so it's no wonder the ladies here ignore you.