Since men like to give advice.

[Guest120614-1]

Rambro's Post should be made into a sticky post in the Welcome Wagon!

Originally Posted by Rambro Creed

2. I like girly girls, the ones that show some enthusiasm that I'm seeing them (don't overdo it, though), the ones that wear the cute girly stuff that tells me, 'Oh, yeah. You're about to get some pussy!!!'. It's OK to touch me before the session 'offically' starts. You know, those early ice breaker moments. It's OK to sit in my lap. Let me feel you up a bit as we're warming up to each other. Not groping like a horned dog or anything, just my hand resting on your outer thigh or butt a little or your tiny waist a little, you know what I'm saying? Our bodies are mingling, which starts the blood flow process, which means you probably won't have to work so hard to get me wood in a couple minutes. Your sweet, sexy, girly body is doing half the work already.

3. Be smelling good. In most cases this means not smelling bad. Evidence of a shower. Some of that body spray stuff that you girls love to wear, the fruity-ish smells. Something with peach or melon in it. Just a hint. Don't overdo it. And please, not in a spot that I'm inclined to lick. Maybe just a spray or two on your clothes and not necessarily your skin, yeah. Perfume taste on my tongue had me sick for 3 days once, even though I had a great time with her. Not smelling bad goes without saying, of course. One other thing: smelling good makes up ground if you're not a baby doll Playboy cover girl. I'd rather see an average looking girl who smells like cucumber melon and no yucky sweat traces on her than a Julia Bond lookalike who feels and smells like she ran 3 miles before the session. Yes, I've had this once or twice, that icky, slightly grimy feeling on her. Yeah...I know.

4. Don't be an 'ewww' girl, you know, one of those who acts like she's afraid to touch a dick. Using two fingers to move it. WTF is that, acting like the dick is going to jump up and grab you!! This one kinda plays off #1, so I won't dwell on it. Don't be scared of a dick. Come on.

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8. I like to peel panties. If you could, leave those on and let ME pull them off. [whisper] It gets me more excited as we head to the good stuff. Thanks.

[Guest092216]

Originally Posted by MrMonger

Rambro's Post should be made into a sticky post in the Welcome Wagon!

+100

[Randall Creed]

I was actually thinking of having the powers that be drop the second r, because Rambo does roll off the tongue a little better. It takes a little less work to say Rambo vs Rambro.

I'm still thinking about it.

[Guest092216]

Noooooooooooo!!!!!

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[corona]

Pretend everything you do, post, say on this board affects your "brand" because it does. This is just a SHMB but until someone meets you in person you will be judged by every single thing you post here.


Pictures:

• if the size of the pic isn't at least 640x480 DON'T FUCKING POST IT.
• No ducklips - EVER
• if it's blurry you probably shouldn't post it
• have more than 3
• less is more, any idiot could take everything off and post spread eagle shots it isn't going to make me want to see you. Be sexy, be alluring, be a little modest.

[TinMan]

Originally Posted by Rambro Creed

I was actually thinking of having the powers that be drop the second r, because Rambo does roll off the tongue a little better. It takes a little less work to say Rambo vs Rambro.

I'm still thinking about it.

Please don't do it. There's a certain poetry about it. Plus, it's interesting to see how few people are paying attention.

Of course, if 90% of the membership referred to me as Tenman, I'd probably eventually say "fuck it" and change it, too.

[Guest080514]

My two cents, I may touch on some of what aleady has been said just my take.

1. Pictures get someone to take pictures for you the self portraits in the hotel bathroom mirror scream BP, and dont use the camera on your cell phone even a cheap digital camera will take a better picture. Its all about the pixels.

3 Ads get rid of all the BP special charcters, they dont make me look at the ad I'll pass it up unless it says 19 year old red headed spinner who loves the greek isles.

2. Try not to respond to PM's texts, in a cryptic way, remember my small brain is working and has trouble cyphering your replys at times.

3. Apartment complex in calls maybe a land mark or even a building number after the third time making the loop through the complex people start looking.

4. Incalls nothing is worse for me than walking into a filthy incall if the place is not clean then the red flag goes up on the providers hygeine, more than once I've turned around and walked. In my younger days I fucked in some helacious places but know I want it as clean or cleaner than my place. Oh yeah pets if you have them make sure they are clean nothing worse than a dirty ass dog humping your leg when you walk in. Other wise it's kind of cute when the cat mistakes your balls as a play toy.

5. Blowjobs covered uncovered it dosen't matter, just learn how to deep throat. At least take it all once or twice. The suck the tip and jerk me off blow job just dosen't cut it.

6. Hygiene I love to eat pussy big lipps small lipps big clit small clit it does not matter I just love it. But take the time to present a nice clean shaved or trimmed pussy. I shave before I see a provider I expect the same. I'm a morning session guy because I lke to DATY most times it's nice clean and fresh. Try and keep it that way throughout the day.

7. Enthusiasm , if I walk through the door and the provider is happy talkative into me even though I'm fat and old, fucks, sucks and kisses me like I'm the best thing since sliced bread it's been a great session. I want to walk out the door thinking to myself wow I really did that I am the best thing since sliced bread.

8.Putting on the show I don't care if it's a BNG,PSE,GFE,Fetish,FBSM,Midget sex or Greek the provider should at least make the effort to make me think she is enjoying herself, I can't tell the diference between a fake orgasm and a real one my SO says she has been faking for years.
If there is something that you like that you know will get you off for real let me know most of us will probably jump at the chance to make a pretty young thing buck all over the bed as she ogasm's. If not it is all a fantasy smoke and mirrors I'll never know you faked it.

9. If you are MSOG then help me go for that hat trick everytime. To many times take the first shot and the clothes are going back on whoa I've got at least two more shots to go, just need a little help if there is still time give me the benfit of the dought.

10. Time management I hate to rush or feel rushed. One of the ways I've seen a provider do this was to ask my likes and dislikes why we chatted when I first got there, without me even knowing she learned that in the hhr I wanted DATY till she O'd, asianCG and doggie to completion. And again without relizing she made sure we met that goal. It wasn'y until my drive home that I realized what she had done, pretty cool.
The other thing I like that does not make me feel rushed is when the provider stays naked on the bed playing with herself while I get dressed what a way to show that you are not already thinking of your next session or your room mate coming in.
Oh and never tell me you are sharing the incall and your room mate is up next at the hour come on. I guess it would be alright if she wanted to watch.

11. Last thing I know the phone is your lifeline but at least put it on vibrate nothing worse to be doing your best and the provider rolls over to look and see who is calling, and then starts texting.

[the_chewtoy]

So many rules are just common sense . . .

1) Be on time
2) Be clean
3) Be courteous
4) Be the girl in your (clearly visible) photos so you aren't in the position of trying to salvage your session from the get-go
5) Have someone who understands math look over your pricing (applies to at least half the ladies!)
6) Even if you're batshit crazy, tamp it down for an hour or two. This is how you get repeat customers.
7) No airmatresses . . .ever.
8) Set expectations before the visit (menu, price, etc.). Make the visit about the visit, not the negotiation.
9) Don't have different menus. There shouldn't be a lunch menu, and a dinner menu. If you want to add an upcharge for greek, more power to ya . . . but don't try to sell guys on PSE/GFE menus. It's unclear, and I know quite a few guys that just won't go to someone that offers both at different prices. Even if it's just 5 or 10 guys, every time you do something that chases away customers, you lose that much more income.
10) Have a good time. Don't pretend. None of us are as good an actor or actress as we like to think--find something about every situation and like it.
11) Smiles are vitally important.
12) Read our profiles too--you may not know that we have the option of having p411 tell us when someone reads our profile. Caring enough to at least glance at it is a big point in your favor.
13) Post prices. If your add says email for specials, you just lost a large number of potential clients who figure they may or may not even get a response anyway since many ladies suck at TCB skills.
14) TCB is important. Make a schedule, keep it. Call/email/text EVERYONE back. A blackhole of communication leads to no more communication. A polite 'can't do it today' will likely be a reschedule. This rolls into item #3 above.
15) Don't stop quite so soon. Most guys are super-sensitive after they erupt. . .this is an ideal time to keep going a bit longer and make him beg you to stop. It can be the difference between getting them off and having them leave thinking, 'holy hell . . . this chick is off the charts!"

This concludes my list of stupid thoughts for the day. Good luck.

[playerplano]

I'll second some of these suggestions:

1) Clean clean clean! I love DATY and really want fresh sweet you all over my face!
2) Fake it ! I'm sure some of you ladies have favorites just like we men and you never fake it with us (LOl). The customer that isn't your favorite paid for the IOP and will come back to get more if you are convincing.
3) Men are visual! I don't need playboy model , in fact cute and uber sexy is more my taste (look up thathottnurse in the dictionary) but sexy outfits, nice hair/makeup and soft lighting get me in the mood!
4) Take a minute, touch me, talk to me and maybe have a glass of wine with me. The feeling of get me in, get me off, get me out - next! Will keep me from coming back. Refer to#2.

This is a great thread and now I have kaylee on my to do list !

[TinMan]

This deserves repeating: please put your general location in as many places as you are allowed to post: title of ads, showcases, etc. I just read a review of a traveling gal that I could have seen while she was here, but had no idea how close she was to me. "Dallas" doesn't cut it, given the size of and traffic around this area.

Kaylee does an excellent job in this regard, by the way.

[Kayleehotchick]

I'm not a guy but I'm going to throw some advice out there.

I think providers should ask for more feed back from the hobbyist as far as the hobby is concerned because the stuff I've read on this thread has been very helpful.

Oh, and some ladies should keep their pride, tempers, and drama is check as well. It's NEVER wise to show your ass in the place of business.

[spankmaster]

Wear something SEXY!!! Is that too much to ask for in this profession? So many providers dress like they just went grocery shopping.

[Hercules]

Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick

It's NEVER wise to show your ass in the place of business.

Wait a minute...I LIKE doggie-style.

[Sami]

I got hangers too, but sometimes we forget ripping the clothes off

Originally Posted by slowmover

Amen brother!

2. Clean professional incall.

[pyramider]

I got some good advice ... post taint.