You know you're a Provider/Hobbyist when....

[Guest092216]

But they don't sell my brand. I checked.

I don't know about executive membership, but I'd love to check out your executive 'member'

[DarthDVader]

When you get to this intersection and you start counting how many twenties you have LMAO


When you wear your favorite T-shirt with a huge smile

[cluelessn1963]

When every time you type web address' ending in .cim you type .cim ... oops :-/

[randall flagg]

You win the lottery and envision the following newspaper article

[Randall Creed]

Originally Posted by NearHauteRed

go to a mall or any other public place and look at the ladies guessing what their donation rate might be if they were a provider.

To go along with that, you're looking at hot civilian women and think, "what a waste of talent."

[MobyDick100]

I was eating and using my laptop at Panera Bread today. There were three Jehovah's Witnesses ladies at a table directly behind me having a bible study. When I turned on my computer my previous session was restored, and a pic came up on the screen. These ladies did not witness Jehovah.......but they may have witnessed a pic from a provider showcase. In retrospect, I seriously doubt if they saw it; I closed the pic at the speed of light. I knew I was in the hobby, lol.

[Guest101114]

Originally Posted by knotty man

when you name your goldfishes, "dato and daty"

I love it!!

[Charlie Brown]

When I open my checking account statement and there's multiple pages where the ATM withdrawals closely match the rates of my ATF'S!

[Bestman200600]

When you look in the glove box of your car and you have 2 boxes of condoms in it.

[jwood]

When you get up at 3am to go to the rest room and you don't go back to bed till after you log on to eccie and p411.

[hotindallas]

When you hear someone talking about a Greek Restaurant and you get a woody...

[MOCHAakaMOCHA]

You know you're a provider/hobbyist when you hear the word starfish and giggle (when no one else might).

[Maxxi Roxx]

When you go shopping and you buy 2 of everything. 1 for Incall and 1 for your home.

When you have to pay 2 utilitie bills, rent etc. etc.

Loading your Green Dot or prepaid card several times in a week.

[Sir Lancehernot]

... you see a job posting for a "Provider Account Manager" and your first thought is "pimp."

[Rylie Summers]

I'm new here, but can't wait until I have my 2 cents to toss in!! This sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun!!