From Houston with luv

[dearhunter]

I am astonished that so many Dallas fucktards clearly understand what kind of shithole Houston is.......yet would get all butt sore at our use of skinny Dallas whores as a way to escape from our reality an hour or two at a time.

Maybe it is because while all of the skinny Dallas whores are visiting Houston, you bitches are stuck with the fat Dallas whores who starve when they come down to Houston.

Taking that a step further...........you bitches should be thancking us.....that is right, thancking us.

We starve your fat Dallas whores who come visit us. So, they will be skinny Dallas whores when they get home.

THN, you should visit Houston more often...........a simple "thanck you" from Darth will suffice........ijs

[offshoredrilling]

Dear prophet,
I never got my question answered right by the ahem more than average Houston whore.
I know you have much more southern hospitality than much of Houston seem to have.

Do I trust the Upset NY mod, or the skinny Upset NY whore, which it more trust worthy ????

[dearhunter]

Only a NYer would take the word of modtard over a whore.........ijs

[offshoredrilling]

Oh thank you sir prophet I just hit the submit button.
Her review as she asked is in.

And I think Houston should give you a thank you also for this thread of lov

[Brot]

I think you might be upset with the fat whores because they are sending copious amounts of ...ahem.. matter down the river into your drinking water.

http://www.khou.com/news/Houston-cou...139494988.html

Come to Dallas! We have whores galore here and delicious water.

[Guest092216]

Originally Posted by Brot

I think you might be upset with the fat whores because they are sending copious amounts of ...ahem.. matter down the river into your drinking water.

http://www.khou.com/news/Houston-cou...139494988.html

Come to Dallas! We have whores galore here and delicious water.

You should have posted this in Houston coed and titled it "From Dallas with Luv" ...then we can chastise them for not thancking us for their main source of basic survival.

Everytime I flush a jizz-filled cover in the toilet I'm gonna smile REALLY REALLY big.

Thanks for sharing this Brot. Seriously, you just made my night.

[Mavs fan]

What a total fucking Dick this guy is!

[Guest030617]

^^^now that's awesome!

I 'like'd your comment...fuck that deerhunter guy!

[dearhunter]

heh

[universalenergy]

Yes I am from Houston for about a year and have come to the same conclusion. That the boys from Houston waste a lot of time in their circle jerks being legends in their own minds or within their circle drawing straws to see who is the next pivot man is. Now they are going National to show how stupid they really are not only in Texas but to the whole country. Houston appears to be a blue collar hick town.

[Guest092216]

Originally Posted by universalenergy

Houston appears to be a blue collar hick town.

...I vote for spoiled hobby brats.

[iceskaterg]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

I did qualify my comment with "skinny whores"....so, I can understand fat whores from Dallas cunt blocking skinny whores heading south..........I do agree with you that Houston is the center of the hobby universe.....but, that is a different threAD

I go to Houston a lot and I never have a problem sounds to me like your upset because your having issues because I know you cant pass my screening hun

[L.A.]

14,612 posts and counting.

[iceskaterg]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

I am astonished that so many Dallas fucktards clearly understand what kind of shithole Houston is.......yet would get all butt sore at our use of skinny Dallas whores as a way to escape from our reality an hour or two at a time.

Maybe it is because while all of the skinny Dallas whores are visiting Houston, you bitches are stuck with the fat Dallas whores who starve when they come down to Houston.

Taking that a step further...........you bitches should be thancking us.....that is right, thancking us.

We starve your fat Dallas whores who come visit us. So, they will be skinny Dallas whores when they get home.

THN, you should visit Houston more often...........a simple "thanck you" from Darth will suffice........ijs

have you ever heard of a program called spell check because I know five year olds who can spell better then you ijs

[Brot]

Originally Posted by iceskaterg

have you ever heard of a program called spell check because I know five year olds who can spell better then you ijs

Its intentional, but it is ripped off. Check out Logan's spelling style and guessing that is who he is trying to emulate. As for the shtick that appears to be ripped off from Wakeup....... Yawn