Pandemic Humor

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A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"

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[Unique_Carpenter]

Let's call the Doctor

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That's cute!

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We did that in a horse arena to teach weanlings to start jumping over rails not even 2 feet high. I was using carrots as rewards.
One of the the mom mares took her colt out the side gate to the stables, out the stables, around the bldg, and back into the arena through a gate behind me. The gals (human) started laughing just before mom mare nudged me from behind for her colts carrot.

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