Bad blow jobs

[wildwing]

Well GB, that experience pretty much sums up what SO and I would do to each other back in the day. Only thing I would add is she knew I was to explode so she would just suck on the head, pinch the shaft near the head not allowing me to cum until I started really squirming and then release me and DT me all the way. After about 30 seconds she would spit in a cup and start DT again for about 5 minutes. That BJ was for real.

[Guest123018]

Originally Posted by Makeoutbandit

Ball scratching

Im your girl for that. I'm pretty good at it too.....haha....Hand Porn

[Guest032117]

I suck at blowjobs...

[el guero]

There is no such thing as a bad BJ. I've enjoyed all the ones I've had but in my years of playing only 3 ladies have been able to make me pop with a BJ
A civilian, a pro (Diva) and my LMT.

[el guero]

There is no such thing as a bad BJ. I've enjoyed all the ones I've had but in my years of playing only 3 ladies have been able to make me pop with a BJ
A civilian, a pro (Diva) and my LMT.

[KeepinItReal]

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

I suck at blowjobs...

I was going to tell you stop lying but you're right. You do suck, but in a mighty fine way. There are ladies that give head and then there are ladies who give "Mothafucking Head". At one point, I was like is she breathing through her ears, good lawd. Good bless you ladies who have this ability, its much appreciated

[Guest021217]

Originally Posted by el guero

There is no such thing as a bad BJ. I've enjoyed all the ones I've had but in my years of playing only 3 ladies have been able to make me pop with a BJ
A civilian, a pro (Diva) and my LMT.

You may never had a bad one but ive heard stories

[mississippifunguy]

Nice and slow. Teasing, bearly touching for abit, then picking up speed. Nice and tender. OK and a finger in the ass hitting the prostate sends me over the top. Everything still slow and passionate

[skyn]

Start out slow for a couple minutes, then speed up.
Most importantly don't stop until you finish.

[gimme_that]

Too much hand......rather than more mouth. Use it on the balls with caresses.

If your gonna use your hands learn how to Crack the pepper shaker and parmesean with your hands. Twist and dive with copious spit for lube.

Asking me if I'm about to cum......makes me think she will stop the depth and flow of her technique right when it's time to blow.......and this is very annoying. I'd rather her not know.....or want to need to know. The result always seems better when they truthfully don't give a fuck lol. Swallowers usually. Let me tell and direct you. Stop anticipating it and just do it.

If she does BBBJCIMNQBS.........and needs to spit it on a towel immediately instead of slyly by the sink. Let's me know she tolerates it but doesn't like it. And somewhere deep into my mind it hurts my feelings lol. She should just swallow to save our feelings........

Not enough spit.........self explanatory.

Not enough sucking. One of the most important parts. If a guy is equipt suck as you come back up. It helps makes the stroke pleasurable. Seems ladies with a gap in between their front teeth seem to mysteriously have the best suction. Good suction will always lead to a fast call back from me. Keep your mouth wet inside although your sucking.

Not long enough........if you can't give head for at least fifteen minutes without making a man cum.......your technique ain't shit. Take longer if you need to.......just don't complain your neck hurts and your jaw is sore. Means your technique and Bob and weave is weak. I personally set the bar first by going down on her first for as long as she needs or can handle. If your client isn't pushing you off him.......your just average. Same with good pussy......if it takes me forever to nutt.......your pussy ain't on point. Ima still hit it though. Lol

Not taking guidance. Every man is different. Usually when I'm getting head for the first time from a lady I haven't seen I let the lady do her own bidding first. Good head will alwayss want me to want intercourse. If her technique aren't peeking me I offer suggestions. Some ladies do not want to be told or suggested on how to make things better. They take it as an insult. When they really shouldnt. You can rub my dick in between your tits if you want to......and tap it against your face.........but all you have done is reset the clock to my orgasm. As long as your willing to put all the time back into it without getting tired do what u like. Just come back to what I want.

No eye contact. Eye contact is imperative. It's a lost art and adds to the intrigue. I've learned personally how to sgrungy lady's long hair when it comes to time for head. I get a pack from Sally beauty supply store and keep it next to the condoms. real top notch pros wrap that hair up themselves. I can really tell when a lady is about to properly engulf the dick correctly.

Not licking the urethra of the penis. Shit feels good. Stick it in and suck for all the residuals. Pops it right back up for msog.

Not sucking and licking the balls slow....... work your way into a lather. Them shits can be sensitive.

If you use those teeth.....be damn careful. If you don't know this and make that mistake twice it's a wrap. Once if you have an overbite.......

Don't spill my cum. But if you do don't be wasteful. Lick it all up off me.....or swallow it.

Too loose mouthed. Good head feels like pussy. If your lips are gripping on the head when you come up and go down your on point.

And good lord......dont but your elbows into my inner thiegh and groin......that shit hurts. And it's very lazy. Eat some cornbread and build up some more elbow meat to give better bjs

[gimme_that]

Originally Posted by albundy

Oh and one other thing for the chicks that want to really give their guys that extra little something special to remember you by. After draining his balls, grab the bottom of the shaft, jerk up slowly to get that last bit of baby batter. Now lick it off. Sounds gross to some, but he'll remember you fondly. I guarantee it.

Yep I agree with this. The more cum not in my urethra the faster I'll pop back up for msog. That what you described above is a lost art. Squeezing the balls and lifting for residual is attention to detail too. Lots of ladies miss that.

[gimme_that]

Originally Posted by rogerdodger

5. your positioning - i personally like to watch a little, and need to be comfortable and you need to be really comfortable to the point that you don't need to stop to every 30 seconds to reposition - you might NEVER get me off if every 3-4 minutes you need to reset. figure out your 'spot' ... one lady likes me to sit and she sort of squats down to suck me. another liked me to hand off the edge of the bed and she knelt on the floor. another liked me in a chair and she was between my legs that way. another ... well you get the drift.

6. finishing - whatever you are doing when you make me cum - don;t change unless you are really trying to suck start a Harley. nothing is worse that a woman getting me to orgasm then stopping on the 1st squirt. i may not squirt more than a couple of times, or i may flood you. it's ok to let it run out, or swallow, or whatever - but don;t stop. i'll tell you when i can;t take your pleasuring me.

About five yes so annoying when she changes up the flow you needed to get there.

The thing about finishing is the most important. I whole heartedly agree.

I like to finish after doing doggystyle intercourse into a chicks mouth sometimes. Suddenly that agility needed to catch that cum quick falls out the window and they become Helen Keller and don't know where to find the dick. Going from covered vaginal intercourse......to ripping your condom off and aiming for release in her mouth is a technique most aren't agile enough for........i just hate when they fake like they missed or tripped lol.

[1blackman1]

Swallow and keep going until I have to stop you. That's what moves A to A+

[DallasRain]

Originally Posted by mississippifunguy

Nice and slow. Teasing, bearly touching for abit, then picking up speed. Nice and tender. OK and a finger in the ass hitting the prostate sends me over the top. Everything still slow and passionate

Perfect answer...a lil tease & denial works wonders for orgasmic explosions!

[Brmike1963]

Originally Posted by 1blackman1

Swallow and keep going until I have to stop you. That's what moves A to A+

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