For Boardman: Pussys behaving badly...

[oilfieldscum]

Originally Posted by boardman

I wonder if she charges her dog to let him hump her leg or if he gets to do it for free.

I might hump her leg if I can do it for free.

Maybe but it's gonna be be a Covered Leg Hump.

[proper]

Also it is YMMV. there are some dog she just does not like in which case she is nasty to them.

[dearhunter]

No self-respecting hooktard would allow a dog to bare-back hump her leg......I don't care how much she loves dogs.

[SofaKingFun]

...ijs.
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[Woodduck82]

This is what it's about.

[pyramider]

bb leg humping is part of GFE, right?

[offshoredrilling]

which leg did BM hump. I want the other leg. ijs

[DarthMaul]

HOLD THE HELL UP!!!?? This thread was about BOARDMAN! It's all in fun so if you are not part of the FAN CLUB Cool.

Don't post and make this thread get any nastier than it's already gotten!! CONTINUE!!

[bbkid]

Good morning, my darling Jemma. I know you are going to look at this thread as soon as you get up this morning and I hope you had a good nights' rest.

Reading how upset you got yesterday has made me horny. I can just imagine how wet you got. Can I come over?

[boardman]

Eccie cats,

Being so upset with boardman got me to do a lot of thinking and I want to do well in this hobby while my time remains. Since banging away at the RTM and talking to JaD nearly the whole time lol I’ve realized I need to change my ways on how I go about this. I just want to say that I am sorry to boardman and all the cat loving guys I have went off on in the past. I already sent an apology to many of them. It was a very sincere message. I am truly sorry for the cats I've abused in the past. I learned my lesson about my anger.

I know in the past the cat kicking was an issue, but honesty I don’t even kick like that anymore. I don’t kick 100s of cats since I knew it was issue. I normally ask if there are certain hours for which I can cat kick as well. The posting I did in Valerie's love thread to boardman was all a big misunderstand that blew up into something more. It caused so much drama and I thought standing up for dogs would do some good, but it obviously didn’t.

I do tend to jump to conclusion quite often. I do it my friends and I do it with y’all. I am super stressed out over all these fucking cat pictures and sometimes I just let it get the best of me. I just have to learn how to control my anger issues. I tend to lash out at cat lovers in my life. I try to control it, but sometimes it doesn’t work and I am sorry if any of you have ever witnessed that. Certain cat pics tend to trigger my outbreaks…I know now I just need to relax and calm before jumping all over the place.

I have gotten so much negativity in this hobby than anywhere else. I will admit some of the stuff that has been said has got to me. You might not think so, but don’t know me and you some of y’all don’t care to. I know y’all are probably sick of me trashing cats or don’t understand my hatred for cats…but I am trying just like everyone else. I have been so criticized on here for loving dogs that I have to force myself to calm down because how y’all can be so hurtful to dogs that you don’t even know. I don’t think my problem is bigger than anyone else’s, but I know it’s big. I don’t want my time here to be wasted, bashed, and unrecognized. All I want is a chance to prove that I can be a decent animal lover…maybe not the best but just decent. I don’t want any more bad thread hi jacks. I’m tired of people always asking me about it. . I just really would like the negativity to decease. Some of y’all still might think I can’t change but that’s ok. You have the right to think that. It’s your opinion. I just want to try to prove the doubters wrong.

The leg humping is true, but only because even certain dogs don’t click right with me. I don’t know how to explain it. All I can tell you is being respectful and understanding are the only things I value when it comes to that. Some guys have different taste then what I have taste in is all. Pretty much from this point on I am going to be nicer, more calm, and rational to you guys.

I know at times I come off as controlling cats, but it’s my way of being able to do this. I have to have some control otherwise I wouldn’t know where to begin. I am an honest person…kind of blunt too, but honest. I wouldn’t be writing this if I was lying. I just want things to get better on here for both cats and dogs. I want to leave the drama behind and minimize the cat bashing if possible. I know I was supposed to leave in December, January, February.... but things didn’t quite work out for me yet in order do so. I promise that I won’t be here that much longer for the guys who are sick of hearing about me. Just please hang in there for me at least. When I leave I just want to leave peacefully.

Again…I am deeply sorry about my ways in the past. When I first started I didn’t know better on the cat kicking . I do now. I will try not to do it as much. I just need a second, third, fourth or maybe even a 10th chance. The anger problems will be kept down. If I start to get upset or anything I will just start turning off my phone or finding other ways to release it like possibly posting cat pics in boardman's love threads. Some guys I want to apologize to directly on here… feel they deserve it.

boardman
dearhunter
boardman
wakeup
boardman
Capt. Gus
Jack Flash (or whatever the fuck his name is now) and
boardman
I know we have had problems communicating and I am sorry to all of you for my animal abuse being an issue. Y’all didn’t deserve it and I am sorry. I hope whatever grudges we have in the past can be resolved now and move on and let it go. I know there might be a couple of others, but I can’t think of y’all’s names at this time.


These guys I’d like to give an apology to on here as well:
Valerie
boardman
bbkid
pyramider
I just want to say that I misjudged y’all and I am sorry about that. EA we have had issues from the get go, but I understand you were never really bashing…you were just telling the truth. So y’all I am sorry. Even though y’all gave me hard times in the past…I see y’all four our lightening up on me a bit and I’m grateful.


People I want to THANK for never judging and always talking to me calmly on here:
DickEmDown
Jusanotherdude
SOULMANIKE
AND a special thanks to one of my ATF’s (if providers can have an ATF that is) In1impmiss! He’s a dog but he's always been really sweet to me. We’ve had issues before also, but worked it out and now everything is good between us. He just understands me and is patience with me.


Now these guys I would like to say sorry to for whatever I caused upon them to dislike me so much:
boardman
Morris the cat
Tony the Tiger
The Pinck Panther
I am sorry for whatever it is I did to you. I hope things can be settled soon with us and hopefully in the future there won’t be any more negativity from y’all towards me. Morris we saw each other once and it didn’t work out. I get that, but we just didn’t connect and I want to apologize to you if I wasted your time. Again…I am sorry! There are some more cats, but I don’t want the list to be too long LOL!

If y’all have any questions I guess go ahead and ask, but please don’t start with any drama. I really take handle any more of it. It’s already took its toll on me guys.

Thanks for taking the time to ready this long message. I hope things get better from now on for all animals.


XOXO

Wow, it took a lot of humility to write that. I'm impressed and I accept your apology.

[Wakeup]

Win...

[Jusanotherdude]

I gotta say it again........WOW

Win is an understatement!

JaD

[bbkid]

I smell a cat here. boardman, you wrote all that shit, didn't you?

[proper]

hey where is my apology?

[boardman]

Originally Posted by proper

hey where is my apology?

Damn proper, she did leave you out. That sucks. My window of opportunity to edit...errr. I mean, it looks like her edit window has probably passed. I'm sure she will be posting another apology thread soon. Maybe she'll remember to include you in that one.