The Weird Whacky World of WakeUp

[Don T. Lukbak]

A Sloane Ranger gone to seed is the saddest story ever told.

[essence]

Originally Posted by cr76

Did you woo her and her monthly allowance from you is 500??

I have done this several times, maybe 6 different girls in the last 15 years, yes, we meet several times to get to know each other, go to cinema or meals, then on about third meeting we go to hotel, after having discussed the level of help we are both OK with.

The girl generally wants to get comfortable.

These girls get offered money for sex all the time, they hate it. So one has to be a little tangential.

I am not naive, I am not going to pick up a 25 yr old in a bar, but I also do not believe it is a purely business transaction.

It is somewhere between an escort and a gf/wife. Where exactly I don't worry about.

It's similar with strippers, some are professional, some are very occasional, I met one in a club and she had only danced a few times and didn't offer extras, but we ended up being friends for over 10 years, sharing a bed when we could. I have no reason to believe she was seeing anybody else, no I am not naive.

Most move on, they want a more regular bf or something, but I still see them and take them to lunch. Once she (or I) sees somebody else, the sex stops.

I guess as with escorts, treating a girl as human and trying to please them brings benefits, as does keeping relatively fit and groomed.

[chicagoboy]

From the weird 'whacky' world of essence:

Tracing friends

[Don T. Lukbak]

Originally Posted by chicagoboy

From the weird 'whacky' world of essence:

Tracing friends

Sort of declasse, for a Ranger, even one gone to seed...I wonder whether Essence still affects the scarf? Cheerio.

[Slitlikr]

Brits are scared shit less of litigation.
The last limey we sued folded like a cheap suit.
He probably works for BP.

[essence]

I will ignore the above dumbass ad hominems.

You will be pleased to know my friend has been found and we are talking. More than that is none of anybody's business. I was simply trying to find out suitable processes and mechanisms, not being familiar with the US proper channels.

Back to topic and the hilarious recent JM thread.

'he says she does X' means 'he did not say she does X'.

Maybe I have already covered that above

[lisa.lisa0302]

The men here talk about WU, more than the providers.....we just get upset and argue back and forth, and well even that has changed...

WU is the most talked about hobbyist in the history of this board...thread after thread....he goes to sleep smiling...thanks you gents.

In all honestly...WU...has slowed down...compared...he would have providers PISSED OFF..even the "whales comments"...go quiet and dusty. I think saw actual tumbleweed go by the last "whale comments" maybe I will search tomorrow....there should be a WU classic quotes ThreAD...

I will search, search, search and search for his most brutal fucked up quotes....

In other news
HEH!!..

Guten nacht... <------ think I spell that right. I think...

Originally Posted by essence

Some of you may have been confused, and struggled to make any sense of WakeUp. I thought I would start a little dictionary to help translate from the internal language of his little sect into more common usage. Please feel free to add as you wish.

'She admits' means 'she does not admit'
'Caucasian' means 'blond, white as driven snow'
'Go away, Houston does not need you' means 'Welcome, I am sure you will this a pleasant well-mannered city'
'Whale' means 'not a pencil'
'Heh' means 'I have absolutely nothing to say, but thought I would wave'
'Hispanic' means 'Mexican, of dark skin tone and indigenous mongoloid race'
'African/American' or 'Black' means 'anybody who is not Caucasian or Hispanic'
'Houston has enough Whales, Hispanics, African/Americans, Negros or Blacks already' means 'Welcome, we appreciate your coming to our city'
'We' means 'I'
'My fans' means 'Me and my Bottom'
'race' means 'ethnicity'
'ethnicity' means 'race'
'Racial or ethnic classification' means 'the choices available in the eccie showcase'
'Mod' means 'not a Mod'
'In the real world' means 'in the little world of eccie'
'Mixed' means 'belongs to two independent and separate categories, such as tall and elegant'
'I make nothing clear' means 'I make nothing clear'
'I don't give anything to the other mods...except headaches...' means 'I give mods headaches'

[lisa.lisa0302]

I will NOT be the one to post those....I don't have the lady nuts!!

His most profilic of threads, has a bunch of handles that's has changed, face pics, some outing, and ALOT of banned members......must have been banned for life....because it still had banned under their name......damn!!!

For you messy/petty mutherfuckers that have the nuts to posts, because I DO NOT!!!

*cough* *cough* 2011.......start around there....

[Wakeup]

Eleven threads with over 10,000 views...a thread with over 1,000 replies and another with over 600...been outed by four whores, and two tricks...

Still here...

Whores love them some Wakeup...but tricks are a close second...

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

Whores love them some Wakeup...but tricks are a close second...

Especially long-inactive tricks, and their shandles.

[lisa.lisa0302]

You wrote way more than eleven threads....I looked last night....it's pages.....quite interesting reads.

No......the guys show you more love than the ladies.....quite interesting read as well.





QUOTE=Wakeup;1058208907]Eleven threads with over 10,000 views...a thread with over 1,000 replies and another with over 600...been outed by four whores, and two tricks...

Still here...

Whores love them some Wakeup...but tricks are a close second...[/QUOTE]

[Wakeup]

I have started a lot of threads...but eleven of them have over 10,000 views each...and one of them has over 50,000 views. Compare those numbers to threads in Co-Ed right now...

[Guest032117]

So what you're saying in your whacky way is that you are da bomb dot awesome?

[Wakeup]

Nope...I let others say it for me...

[dearhunter]

I never liked Wakeup no how.