What would you do if a client offered you

[carkido45]

I bet it's a shotgun wedding they have to get married.
Time will tell. Loll

[Wayward]

Originally Posted by VictoriaLyn

We are going to need some contact info for the bachelorette gang bang and <edit by Admin NO! NO! NO! we mean it this time too fucker!> sofia what kind of lube do you like? Axle grease like last time or maybe something like lard or fish guts? If we go with a Green Gang Bang theme?

Also if you want Long Dong Silver again we are going to have to firm up a date ASAP, it is Black History Month. You good to go on the fluffers? Yo mama got lock jaw after the first fifdey last time and we don't need any slackers. Get all the coin-op girls checked out by a real clinic this time too, not the outside kiosk at Fiesta. We really don't want the CDC crashing the main event, again. At least all the girls were clean, but that little dog of yours has some paint peeling farts. A lot of the guys are asking for new socks, but that is your call sugarplum.

How can I be best man/maiden of horrors if Father Wayward is presiding over this sign of the apocalypse nuptials?

[auknowho]

Originally Posted by sofiaofhouston

Please don't piss around!?

Let's get one thing straight. DH told all of us he was going to Singapore...I'm not outing anyone..........Know what you speak of.....I had a serious question and you guys started playing with it so i went along.....Don't piss in the wind....

Originally Posted by Wayward

We are going to need some contact info for the bachelorette gang bang and <edit by Admin NO! NO! NO! we mean it this time too fucker!> sofia what kind of lube do you like? Axle grease like last time or maybe something like lard or fish guts? If we go with a Green Gang Bang theme?

Also if you want Long Dong Silver again we are going to have to firm up a date ASAP, it is Black History Month. You good to go on the fluffers? Yo mama got lock jaw after the first fifdey last time and we don't need any slackers. Get all the coin-op girls checked out by a real clinic this time too, not the outside kiosk at Fiesta. We really don't want the CDC crashing the main event, again. At least all the girls were clean, but that little dog of yours has some paint peeling farts. A lot of the guys are asking for new socks, but that is your call sugarplum.

How can I be best man/maiden of horrors if Father Wayward is presiding over this sign of the apocalypse nuptials?

What a marriage??? First we need to check on the stuff I preserved from her comments, she changes them to later on....LOL
She has been cheating with an elderly, well 17 years older gentleman who pays for Reiki work! and clear it with DH if he will let a second ling hanging around the porch.
And yes a good clinic for the girls, and a shrink for her for sure!

[sofiaofhouston]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

I know most of you missed the little gold nugget lost in the noise...........sofia "gets" me.....................and she's taking me to Singapore for the honeymoon to boot.

Can we bring Wayward for grins?

I need someone to play golf with while you are shopping?

I'm a great golfer.. The wind in Singapore on that island gold club always throws me off a bit.....Plus I look better than WW in a golf outfit......

[sofiaofhouston]

Originally Posted by auknowho

What a marriage??? First we need to check on the stuff I preserved from her comments, she changes them to later on....LOL
She has been cheating with an elderly, well 17 years older gentleman who pays for Reiki work! and clear it with DH if he will let a second ling hanging around the porch.
And yes a good clinic for the girls, and a shrink for her for sure!

I'm alot younger than you..Let's just say I was born in the 70's...Not the early part...Passport and DL all say the same thing...Howabout you?

[dearhunter]

Born in the 70s...........WTF?

You told me you were a sweet young thing.........................

Why should I care who sofia is fucking?

I stick to worrying about who I am fucking...............It's not like we can each expect the other to stay faithful...................we met on a hooktard board.

And sweetness, you shouldn't tell people my true age..........allow me my fantasies.

I thinck there are enough voices in Waywards head to cover all of the bases.

[auknowho]

Originally Posted by sofiaofhouston

I'm alot younger than you..Let's just say I was born in the 70's...Not the early part...Passport and DL all say the same thing...Howabout you?

Good for you!

Originally Posted by dearhunter

Born in the 70s...........WTF?

You told me you were a sweet young thing.........................

Why should I care who sofia is fucking?

I stick to worrying about who I am fucking...............It's not like we can each expect the other to stay faithful...................we met on a hooktard board.

And sweetness, you shouldn't tell people my true age..........allow me my fantasies.

I thinck there are enough voices in Waywards head to cover all of the bases.

Good for you to DH!

[opus]

Why does this threAD give me deja vu?

[dearhunter]

I don't know what you mean?

[Wayward]

Originally Posted by opus

Why does this threAD give me deja vu?

This is not your first Wayward Bachelorette party?

[opus]

See thats the thing, it all seems so familiar.

[TexasGator]

Originally Posted by opus

Why does this threAD give me deja vu?

Don't worry; they've got a pill for that now.

[Wayward]

Originally Posted by opus

See thats the thing, it all seems so familiar.

I would have thought the fish gut lube... Penguin appealing?

[ThatManFromTexas]

Sofia... if this is an offer you are personally considering ...

1. Make sure you know how much money this old guy really has ... available, not tied up in a trust to some grandkid. Running out of money afterwards is not fun. Demand an outside auditor to prepare a new set of financials on your new fiancee. Remember, No romance without finance!

2. Resolve all legal concerns: does he have grown children who can contest the will, have the will changed to include you BEFORE the Wedding, if he wants a prenup... have your lawyer write it.. just to ensure it is equitable.

3. Reach an agreement before the wedding on what your responsibilities will be (how often do you have to do this old guy and exactly what you have to do). In return have him set aside a suitable amount of money in an escrow account, in case him or one of his pissed off adult children decide to deny you your just rewards for your sacrifices with a prolonged court battle.

4. You will need a written Maintenance Agreement; this should include your monthly Clothing Allowance, monthly Jewelry Allowance , Personal Needs Allowance, and monthly Car Allowance. These should all be set at a percentage of his net worth.

5. Insist on documentation of your right to handle all hiring and firing of home, personal, business and office staff ,including but not limited to the "Pool Boy".

I'm not an attorney like Civil Barrister or anything... This is just the stuff I remember so well from last time.... I still kinda miss her though...

[dearhunter]

We are going to live on love......................