Gents here is your chance, ladies pay attention

[Guest110911]

Originally Posted by vtxghost

2. No previous BJ breath/smell. There is a unique smell when there has been constant BBBJ previous, like skin friction. Why would I want to DFK someone who has the smell of of the previous clients BJ.
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LMAO...i guess i have have never smelled dick breath before

[knotty man]

great thread! ladies ,if your in a hotel please let us know where the elevator is i.e. passed the service desk on the right side. we dont want to look like we arent a guest there. also , if im doing something wrong or its not feeling good for GODS SAKE tell me. one of my biggest turn ons is turning you ladies on. i want to do my very best to make you WANT to see me again. just as im sure you ladies are too

[austinatious]

NONONONO
1. body odor
2. unshaved and unsmooth skin.if i cum on body it should flow like water...
3. straight out of pool with sunscreen lotion
4. bad hygiene.... pussy smell.
5. No BEER before or during session.. specially for AMAZING AVA.. i dont think shes gonna read this ever
6.unshaved kitty.... i dont want hair in my mouth..
7.remove used condoms and used towels from previous session. dont keep in front where i can see, hide somewhere
8.Dont open door in bikini... have some nice dress
9.Turn off TV..... Britney Jaye...specially that crappy weather channel.
10.If u dont have some item on menu inform when i m scheduling...if u list GFE means everything except Greek & CIM...i totallly avoid person denys LFK and DFK just let u touch lips i mean u can get AIDS with body contact too. u dont need DFK for that.

[maxieryan]

1.Used condoms? Seriously? this shouldn't have to be said, that's just common sense and good hygiene!!!
2.Put away the cats and DOGS for GOD's sake!!!!! I will never sit on furniture that has gobs of pet hair on it-YUCK! Please vacuum.
3. If you use.....don't leave that crap lying around. Not everyone in Austin is cool with that.

Just some things I've noticed in my travels to other ladies' domiciles......

[Sensual Sophia]

This thread is great. My new years resolution is going to be to be a better provider, and I will use these suggestions as my starting point.

Originally Posted by austinatious

NONONONO
6.unshaved kitty.... i dont want hair in my mouth..

This one is an interesting point. Another guy above said just the opposite. Guys have different preferences regarding this and should be careful to check reviews to see what they say about the lady's grooming down south. Now if a lady makes a change to her grooming style since her last review or the last time she saw the gentleman, it is her responsibility to notify him so he can decide whether to book or not.

7.remove used condoms and used towels from previous session. dont keep in front where i can see, hide somewhere

This is another no brainer when you have a private incall, but it's a tricky thing when you are traveling and staying in a hotel. I usually leave the used towels in as condensed a pile as possible in the most inconspicuous place available in the bathroom, such as under the sink, and wrap empty condom wrappers in toilet tissue so they are invisible in the trash. But I suppose this may not be enough to suit some. Still a good suggestion. Maybe I need to travel with large trash bags so I can put used towels in the closet till the maid comes and do the same with the trash. Thanks for the inspiration.

8.Dont open door in bikini... have some nice dress

I'm guilty of this one... I just like my sexy lingerie and figure it's all going to come off eventually anyway. But yeah, I know that's not everyone's cup of tea.

9.Turn off TV..... Britney Jaye...specially that crappy weather channel.

I hate this too!!! I am too ADHD to effectively focus on the client while his TV is blaring. I get very confused by the conflicting stimulus and will zone out listening to the TV and forget what I'm doing. I know it's my job to cater to their preferences but on a few occasions I have actually asked if it could be turned off because I just couldn't stand it anymore.

Good suggestions all.

[Reincarnated]

I really hate it when my provider tells me "that your dicks feel just like my boyfriend" or discusses their other sessions during my session. I also hate it when I ask provider what she would likes to do or would like me to do to them and I get "whatever YOU want". I love to please my providers and get them off because it really turns me on and it drives me crazy when they won't say suck my clit or whatever they enjoy. Seeing a providers eyes roll back into their head and shake with pleasure is truly the best...

Of course I expect the providers to be fresh and clean as much as possible. I take pride in getting ready for my session with a shower and nice smelling cologne and fresh breath.

[blenderhead]

Originally Posted by Reincarnated

I really hate it when my provider tells me "that your dicks feel just like my boyfriend"

Better than "your dick feels just like your dad's."

[dicinballs]

double post sorry delete plz

[dicinballs]

Originally Posted by blenderhead

Better than "your dick feels just like your dad's."

ROFL! I almost choked good 1

[WorknMan]

Originally Posted by austinatious

6.unshaved kitty.... i dont want hair in my mouth..

Ladies, don't listen to him LOL

There's a reason why they call it a BEAVER, mmmkay? I hope this shaved nonsense goes out of fashion soon. If you don't want to get hair in your mouth, then treat pubic hair like parsley... just move it to the side and keep on eating IMHO, there's nothing sexier than feeling a lady's pubes grinding against me while we're doing the horizontal limbo.

[tron]

Originally Posted by austinatious

NONONONO
1. body odor
6.unshaved kitty.... i dont want hair in my mouth..

+1

Also, I posted in the provider's version of this thread, and being inflexible on time AND difficult to communicate with is a real problem. If you act like you are doing me a favor, I won't be back. Clock watching on the start time is still clock watching. If I have to drive 15 miles in rush hour traffic to meet, it's pretty damn hard to predict how long it will take down to the minute. I try to be on time, but occasionally there are traffic accidents. If you are going to give me crap about that, then that isn't the kind of GFE I am looking for.

[bibliophile]

If we ask you what you like, please do not say "whatever you want." Sure, sometimes it's fun to have the submissive partner, and it is hot when you are with someone who is truly getting off because YOU are getting off; but sometimes you want to give as well as receive.

It's nice to be given feedback.

It's more fun for me when you are having fun too.

[Dagny D.E.W.]

Originally Posted by WorknMan

And perfume as well And I know that most ladies are open to those kinds of requests,

I D.E.W not think that any lady would object to knowing if you like perfume (an especially not). I know many are afraid to wear perfume because it can carry with you and maybe cause problems later ... for you.

So if you like perfume, then please mention that!

[austin_voy]

Originally Posted by blenderhead

Better than "your dick feels just like your dad's."

"Your mom's pussy is tighter than your's" Although I would assume that that would be followed by my pants being tossed to me as I go sliding on my butt down the hall.

[jyl11002]

my biggest is odors, of any kinds...
1st - body odor... i would like you to be smelling nice when we meet... as has been said by many of the guys here
2nd - the incall location - i don't mind pets, but when i walk in and the place smells of cat, not the best environment...
3rd - too much perfumes... makes me hack...