Let's play a game....

[~Ze~]

Originally Posted by Neotek

Pet peeve: guys on here talkin' about how feckin' cute and smexy they are and how they're packin' a huge pipe in between their legs.

The next thing they'll say is they can feck for two hours straight without coming and maintain the same wood throughout a session. WTFeck..!? Yeah, right! And I bet they can also make the chicks O like 5x. Bah! No one can do that!

*dies laughing and never makes it back to Dallas*

You mean to tell me someone out there has balls big enough to make up some half witted crapola like that?

Lemme at 'em! Lemme at 'em!

Those balls will be in a little pink purse by the end of it....


My pet peeve... hmm.. the boards... omfackinggawd..

I have a wicked sense of humor, and even I can see a joke and when something isn't. Tact and respect go a long way.

[Guest050911]

My Pet Peeves:

Disrespect - 'nuff said....

Poor grammar - but I survive that.

People who think it is good sport to jab at each other or the mods.

Suddenly limited menus - Say what you do, do what you say.

Drama

PPE

[Sweet Heather]

Originally Posted by petiteassman

. based on heathers limited menu and recent poor reviews

I know you are still pissed because I refused to see you based on your ProviderBuzz alerts, but I am getting tired of these unwarranted attacks.
If I had such a "limited menu"LOL why did you request a visit? Providers reading this-please be alert to an unstable gent that will attack you if you refuse to see him for whatever reason. I will post more in the ladies only area.

[Guest050911]

OK Kids,

Separate corners...

Keep your mutual dislike off this thread, stay on topic.

PPE

[Eklutna]

Showing up in a hotel room, and both beds look rumpled and used, so you wonder if some other guy has left his butt sweat all over the place. Ditto for showing up at an incall, and the provider's idea of changing sheets is putting a bath towel over the bed.

[Hercules]

When people leave they should just quietly slip away.

[Inlikeflynn]

For me its lack of respect for others and people who feel they can judge people they hardly know!!!!

[SweetAterPie]

Flip-flops, crocs, jfred and colorized episodes of The Andy Griffith Show.

[thongpopper]

Whoa... all time for me unshaven coochie, and unshaven legs/arms OMG don't mind a trimmed coochie, but hairy all the way to the crack is just CRAZY...

[petiteassman]

if you didnt notice i am in buffalo and have never been to Texas. if i were lucky enough to visit Texas there are at least 100 beautiful sexy, sensual sexy women i would request an appoinment with and feel blessed if they would honor me with their company. i could only dream of spending 1 week in Texas to enjoy but a few of the states treasures.. if i were fortunate enough to spend a decade there i dont think i could have my fill of the gifts texas has to offer and if i di i would repeat over and over with many if i was fortunate enough for them to see me again... that being said if i were in Texas for an eternity and a day i would not request to see you.. when i first saw you pics i thought what an attractive woman.. based on your pics... since then i realized what a bitter, unhappy woman you have become and how this bz and us guys are nothing but a source of disdain to you. all you do is complain about services guys want and girls provide. you know what if there are girls willing to provide menu items.. and god forbid enjoy them dont worry. do what you want dont do what you dont want.. please do not insinuate that you turned down an appointment it could be free and id pass. lets do each other a favor do not respond to my posts ill not respond to yours and ill go back to enjoying the many lovely ladies on here and you go back to enjoying...well whatever you go back doing whatever. have a pleasant and blessed day.

Originally Posted by Sweet Heather

I know you are still pissed because I refused to see you based on your ProviderBuzz alerts, but I am getting tired of these unwarranted attacks.
If I had such a "limited menu"LOL why did you request a visit? Providers reading this-please be alert to an unstable gent that will attack you if you refuse to see him for whatever reason. I will post more in the ladies only area.

[Sweet Heather]

Originally Posted by petiteassman

if you didnt notice i am in buffalo and have never been to Texas. if i were lucky enough to visit Texas there are at least 100 beautiful sexy, sensual sexy women i would request an appoinment with and feel blessed if they would honor me with their company. i could only dream of spending 1 week in Texas to enjoy but a few of the states treasures.. if i were fortunate enough to spend a decade there i dont think i could have my fill of the gifts texas has to offer and if i di i would repeat over and over with many if i was fortunate enough for them to see me again... that being said if i were in Texas for an eternity and a day i would not request to see you.. when i first saw you pics i thought what an attractive woman.. based on your pics... since then i realized what a bitter, unhappy woman you have become and how this bz and us guys are nothing but a source of disdain to you. all you do is complain about services guys want and girls provide. you know what if there are girls willing to provide menu items.. and god forbid enjoy them dont worry. do what you want dont do what you dont want.. please do not insinuate that you turned down an appointment it could be free and id pass. lets do each other a favor do not respond to my posts ill not respond to yours and ill go back to enjoying the many lovely ladies on here and you go back to enjoying...well whatever you go back doing whatever. have a pleasant and blessed day.

Yes I know you are in Buffalo and you requested a visit during my tour of Boston in March.
Someone who doesn't include Greek and CIM in a GFE session doesn't have a "limited menu", when LFK, DFK, digits, MPCFS, BBBJ, Toys, COT and multi-pops ARE included.
As I said, due to your ProviderBuzz alerts, I declined a visit and would decline today.
You have a blessed day too, sir. I'm glad YOU will now stop attacking me when I post. That's a good idea.

[Bull_Rope]

I REALLY hate it when your outside..doing yard work or some such and you get in a hurry rolling up your extension cord and you jerk the plug out of the wall socket about 1 "wrap" too soon....and the head of the extension cord whips around and inevitably hits you square in the nuts at high speed....not hobby related..but man that peeves me.

[Big Daddy Moose]

Showing up then claiming to be on your period

[thatgirlbailey]

Originally Posted by Bull_Rope

I REALLY hate it when your outside..doing yard work or some such and you get in a hurry rolling up your extension cord and you jerk the plug out of the wall socket about 1 "wrap" too soon....and the head of the extension cord whips around and inevitably hits you square in the nuts at high speed....not hobby related..but man that peeves me.

Oh my goodness that made me "lol" thanks!

I have only one single pet peeve and that is NC/NS. I have been guilty of it myself once and I felt awful. but dang it's like it happens daily as a provider as someone said we have a life too. Please let us know if something comes up whether if be call/text/pm/email....I as, I am sure a lot of people do, have a smart phone and it all comes through.

Other than that I have no complaints for the West Texas guys they are very considerate and sweet.

btw this was a great thread!!!! Very informative.

XoXo

[Caitlyn]

Hates when a gent calls, texts, or emails me using his board handle, instead of his name.