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KenMonk · 10-11-2012, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by malwoody

You called me an "internet tough guy", now I wonder how you treat women in general..
I was trying to help you get a clue but nooooo....gotta be a baddass...huh?...

BTW...get a date yet??

ROFLMAO......

LOL Mal. Well played sir... well played.

Guest121212 · 10-11-2012, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by bartipero

Hmmmm, the young farmer from western Kansas...
Sooooo...Dirk Digler does live on after all.

Actually, his endowment was fairly average, the shot that was expelled was . . . amazing. I've seen as much spunk fly in my day as many a sperm bank - this shot was record setting.

KenMonk · 10-11-2012, 12:06 AM

Someone movin in on Omar's turf? I will not stand for that!

Omar wars!!!!!!

Guest121212 · 10-11-2012, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by BigDeal

Once a great master (aka Megawoody) in the hobby advised me....and rarely at times did I listen...best not to pick a fight with a provider....especially Jackie!

I think someone just got schooled!

I do so love that avatar, BigDeal.

Guest121212 · 10-11-2012, 12:09 AM

"Omar wars" - LOL - now THAT would be a hell of a thread for the Sandbox, and for a week when Fritz happened to be on vacation . . .

BigMikeinKC · 10-11-2012, 08:52 AM

Having met Woody, he is not an "internet" tough guy. He says what he thinks on the net or in person, doesn't matter. But he can also be pleasant and caring if the situation calls for it. He also has a very sarcastic sense of humor that a lot of people don't get.

Shit, never thought I'd be Woody's white knight.

malwoody · 10-11-2012, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by BigMikeinKC

Having met Woody, he is not an "internet" tough guy. He says what he thinks on the net or in person, doesn't matter. But he can also be pleasant and caring if the situation calls for it. He also has a very sarcastic sense of humor that a lot of people don't get.

Shit, never thought I'd be Woody's white knight.

Thanks man..

I wonder if 810 has a date yet?

cuddlyteddybear · 10-11-2012, 10:07 AM

Providers secretly want men who can go on FOREVER.

BigMikeinKC · 10-12-2012, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by cuddlyteddybear

Providers secretly want men who can go on FOREVER.

Long time ago, I saw a provider and she pulled a condom out of the drawer that was Trojan Extended Pleasure. Her response was "Where the hell did these come from. I'd never buy them!"