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Durty · 08-18-2012, 10:16 PM

P411 is in my plans.

Yes I have sent messages to several ladies with no reply.
Thus searching and finding said results, and making this thread.
I got some help and lots of sass, but all n all I am on my way.
Thanks.

AllisonofHouston · 08-18-2012, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Russ38

Ok sir best of luck to you, I'm sure you'll do well.....luckily for me, I can pretty much fuck any provider I choose

Mmmm yes you can darlin anytime you want ....

Jusanotherdude · 08-18-2012, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN

Most newbies ease into forums as new members, not come as a jerk after being a member for about 3 days.

Hmmm...... I am not so sure I agree here..... Seems to me he was more the recipient of the bad treatment first.... Its human nature to react in kind..... So was he the provoker, or the provokee? Given the quasi-"hot button" topic di jour it naturally escallated quickly....... Now because he is open and honest (and throwing barbs back) he is labeled a "jerk"?

Everyones filter is different, and that pesky habit of reading tone into text I think had lead us somewhere we don't need to be...... So lets take a breather here, stay on topic, and remain civil please......

JaD

yngtxn · 08-18-2012, 11:16 PM

Sounds like your wife has some on the side. You might as well get everything you can get. But they're not all non newbie friendly.

Guest021817-2 · 08-19-2012, 01:56 AM

All of you are Saints! to coddle and give this turd direction...... I am new here too, I am floundering away... like I have done for the better part of my adult life..... I wish I would have picked a Career, that I could sit at a computer, and ponder 'Why my life is so bad", then come up with an excuse and to every answer why... poor dude,,, get out there and get some... But, I think you are shopping on a Wal-Mart budget looking for Nieman Marcus goods,,,,, Good luck in your quest!

DEAR_JOHN · 08-19-2012, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

All of you are Saints! to coddle and give this turd direction...

Please don't call him names like jerk or turd or you too will get singled out.

What you need to do is bitch and moan about fat hookers and talk to established members in a very condescending tone. Then, if there's any problems, you can play either the newbie card or say that you were posting under duress.

............now.........where is that simile for sarcasm?

Sarunga · 08-19-2012, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN

Please don't call him names like jerk or turd or you too will get singled out.

What you need to do is bitch and moan about fat hookers and talk to established members in a very condescending tone. Then, if there's any problems, you can play either the newbie card or say that you were posting under duress.

............now.........where is that simile for sarcasm?

I'm wondering whether this might do......

pyramider · 08-19-2012, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Jusanotherdude

Hmmm...... I am not so sure I agree here..... Seems to me he was more the recipient of the bad treatment first.... Its human nature to react in kind..... So was he the provoker, or the provokee? Given the quasi-"hot button" topic di jour it naturally escallated quickly....... Now because he is open and honest (and throwing barbs back) he is labeled a "jerk"?

Everyones filter is different, and that pesky habit of reading tone into text I think had lead us somewhere we don't need to be...... So lets take a breather here, stay on topic, and remain civil please......

JaD

Why would a newbie expect any provider to jump out of her panties to see him?

Did he really thinck transitioning into the hobby would go bump free? Bump free while whining and not researching what he is getting into? This newbie is getting exactly what he deserves.

Eva Damita · 08-19-2012, 09:03 AM

I swear, I must be blind -- are their that many BBW's because I think we have just the right number. There are PLENTY of girls here in Houston (yes, I'm shooting slugs) that are in between a spinner and BBW. I feel you need to look better...or as everyone advised almost immediately, join P411. All women rock! I honestly feel the EMPHASIS on the "Spinner" and "BBW" as eye poppers in ad Headlines has made you fellas forget average women who are neither spinners or BBW's exist! Yes, it is true! What name/category would we be in? We are neither BBW or Spinner...and it seems to be the two main categories that divide us (besides race i.e "Blonde " " Ebony" "Latina" oh and "MILF" - which is still categorized with either ebony or blonde) .

EmilyofHouston · 08-19-2012, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by JDNorthface

No, see, they actually have feelings. That surprises you, I know.

This railroad runs both ways, friend. You're liable to find that there many "above standard" ladies who will refuse to see you now that you've successfully displayed your true colors. And to do it so early in your posting career has saved us all much time.

I think its clear now why your wife has made the decision she has made.

Best of luck to you.

Beautifully put! +1

Trey · 08-19-2012, 09:44 AM

Don't know about blonde as a race but I get what you're trying to say. I put the middle ground in the average build category. I asked the op to name who he would like to see, maybe she would see his post and ok it. Or someone could perhaps push him in the right direction.

Eva Damita · 08-19-2012, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by trey

Don't know about blonde as a race but I get what you're trying to say. I put the middle ground in the average build category. I asked the op to name who he would like to see, maybe she would see his post and ok it. Or someone could perhaps push him in the right direction.

YEA! That was my bad ...

pyramider · 08-19-2012, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by trey

Don't know about blonde as a race but I get what you're trying to say. I put the middle ground in the average build category. I asked the op to name who he would like to see, maybe she would see his post and ok it. Or someone could perhaps push him in the right direction, like oncoming traffic.

I had to finish the thought.

Trey · 08-19-2012, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Eva Damita

YEA! That was my bad ...

It's ok cus your boobies look good in that shirt.

Durty · 08-19-2012, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by pyramider

I had to finish the thought.

I must have really rubbed some sand on your pussy, are you mad i don't like the girls you do or what? You must be a chubby chaser, don't worry bro that's just more fat poon for you.

It's really mature to wish harm on a person based on their ideas of a good looking woman.

I have seen lots of douche bags in my day, but never one that's elephant sized, like yourself.

Have a great day being you.