Providers: What is the Biggest Load You Have Encountered?

[TexasT]

This one time, in load camp......

[JohnnyG1977]

Funny TexasT. Remember one thing Angel, Marla, and SNL; the difference between a good provider ans a great provider is a good attitude. That's all I'm going to say.

[Randall Creed]

The problem with this thread is there's no way to accurately answer it. Without video or a pic with a gooey mess, there's not much substance to go by.

That said, I could give a little description of a time with a gf. Back then we implied the pull out method (it worked. never got her pregnant). One time she was riding me. I pulled out and shot cum EVVVVERYWHERE. I couldn't count each spurt (couldn't see my dick at the time), but there was cum all over one side of her back, my hand, her leg, my leg, and the bed. It was rather thick, milky, a tad yellowish and quite runny. It definitely reflected a good buildup (hadn't seen her in a few days).

You can sometimes feel when a load is going to be big. You can HEAR it sometimes, too. Kinda makes a PNNNTH!, PNNTH!, PNNTH! sound coming out (or sometimes without the 'p' sound).

Those are the best ones. The trick of course, is being 'built up', being very sensitive, and very hydrated. You can tell which pornstars allow some buildup and who doesn't (Jack Napier, for examle, is the spurting polar opposite of Peter North. His shit doesn't even dribble sometimes. Looks like paste from elementary school). One of these days I'm going to try to get a good 10 to 14 day buildup for a session and see if I can NUKE me a set of tits or something.

[JohnnyG1977]

Thanks for sharing Rambro! Sounds like you should change your handle to Duke Nukem!

[whitechocolate]

FYI, In porn, some of the cum you may see on a gal is often simulated cum made of methycellulose so unless you actually see it shoot out like a fire hose, it may not be from the guy or guys.

[burkalini]

Originally Posted by whitechocolate

FYI, In porn, some of the cum you may see on a gal is often simulated cum made of methycellulose so unless you actually see it shoot out like a fire hose, it may not be from the guy or guys.

I was watching a video online the other night that was supposed to be a creampie movie and it was obvious the stuff was fake. It looked like lotion or something. Now we have to put up with Jergens in the porn business. I thought that was just for handjobs. lol

[MsElena]

I'm just curious......why in the world does a man want to know about the amount of another man's cum? And why in the world are you so damn persistent about it? You're not even persistent about it, you're pretty much begging the women to post. I know someone who begs a lot and when he does, he gets a little tap on his nose. Damn dog.


One would think that by the lack of honest answers from the ladies, the thread should just die off because its tacky and tasteless. A little disrespectful in my opinion.

[Sami]

Most definitely!! I will agree

Originally Posted by MsElena

I'm just curious......why in the world does a man want to know about the amount of another man's cum? And why in the world are you so damn persistent about it? You're not even persistent about it, you're pretty much begging the women to post. I know someone who begs a lot and when he does, he gets a little tap on his nose. Damn dog.


One would think that by the lack of honest answers from the ladies, the thread should just die off because its tacky and tasteless. A little disrespectful in my opinion.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by MsElena

I'm just curious......why in the world does a man want to know about the amount of another man's cum? And why in the world are you so damn persistent about it? You're not even persistent about it, you're pretty much begging the women to post. I know someone who begs a lot and when he does, he gets a little tap on his nose. Damn dog.


One would think that by the lack of honest answers from the ladies, the thread should just die off because its tacky and tasteless. A little disrespectful in my opinion.

Originally Posted by Sami

Most definitely!! I will agree

Hey CUM on you guys. I'm going to have to defend Mr. JohnnyG1977. He and I are both the same. He likes CUM, I like CUMMING! Same thing only different! LOL Play nice!

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[hotlips_houlihan]

Am I the only one who feels as if 2 of the posters on this thread are one in the same person??

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by hotlips_houlihan

Am I the only one who feels as if 2 of the posters on this thread are one in the same person??

NO they are not! They might just think a like! I have been accused of being a schizophrenic. Now I do get a group rate from my therapist! The license plate frame mounted on the front of my car, says "I'm NOT a schizophrenic" The back frame says "And neither am I"

[trynagetlaid]

I don't know about volume, but I can comment about distance. I let a young lady stay with me for a few months because she was down on her luck; also a damn good fuck. To the outside world she was just occupying my spare bedroom (teeheehee).

She had a boyfriend about 1000 miles away who came for a brief visit (how could I say no?) They got it on the first night and he pulled out and sprayed jizz everywhere. Most of it landed about halfway up the wall just above the bed. It might not have been the biggest load in the world, but even in porn I have never seen a load spray that far.

[Maggie McNeill]

Originally Posted by Marla

I HOBBY-LOVE YOU ANGEL!!! Best post in the whole thread

Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

+ 1

Thank you, ladies!

Originally Posted by JohnnyG1977

Funny TexasT. Remember one thing Angel, Marla, and SNL; the difference between a good provider ans a great provider is a good attitude. That's all I'm going to say.

ROFLMAO! As the great Bugs would say, "You're killin' me!" A dude whose every post involves trying to get free wanking material presumes to lecture a woman who's been a respected and successful escort for 11 years? That is some serious ego!

[Still Looking]

OUCH, that left a mark!



ROFLMAO! As the great Bugs would say, "You're killin' me!" A dude whose every post involves trying to get free wanking material presumes to lecture a woman who's been a respected and successful escort for 11 years? That is some serious ego!

[tia travels]

I love the "load camp" comment at top of this page.

According to URBAN DICTIONARY "band camp" is described as:

BAND CAMP
1. A strange mixture of hell and the best time of your life.

Does this mean that LOAD CAMP would be:
1. A strange mixture of cum and the best load of your life?
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