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Originally Posted by jack a. lope
Arriana, you and your "Internet Detective bro" should swing by and see how that works out for you two...
You put a lot of words together, yet most of them sound like a low rent who needs to put the cap back on today's bottle of vodka...LMAO!!
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I LOVE VODKA!
I wouldn't want to anger your mom by stopping by unannounced tho. Because, well...you KNOW who you are. I have no idea why you don't take your anti-depressants like the directions clearly read on the bottle. And with mommy still paying the mortgage, while you play on hooker sites, in between your video game addiction, you sound like a real winner!
Yep, we got a cool-ass kid her everyone! He's so badass I feel like if I don't get the chance to meet this person and introduce myself to his mommy, I'll be losing out!
I just MIGHT take you up on that offer one of these days. I'll bring a bottle of Kettle One to share. I'm excited! You once again have made my day.
Btw, it's so beautiful outside, you should take advantage and go wash that nice ride parked outside, it looks like it might need a fresh wash over on Google Earth. Do your chores before momma takes them keys away Mr. Roxbury.
Well, look at the time, my 2:30 is on his way and I'm still here, being entertained by a momma's boy who should be chasing skirts instead of chasing self induced ego boosting by talking to himself because nobody else in the real world wants to.
I'm done-zo for the day. Go do your chores before your mom gets home and spanks you.
Signing off while taking a huge swig of str8 vodka,
~A.G~