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Originally Posted by bjwstw
yes gotta know the cycle, and play it that way, lol
I think some of our guys have had that happen on here. lol
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Originally Posted by rodeomann22
Way to many girls to know all their cycles. Better to just be safe and use protection of some sort.
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There's an APP for that. lol
Or Excel Spreadsheet. To be safe from prying eyes you could give each girl an account name. Maybe use the address you see them at or the last four digits of the phone. Then you could also have a column to track the expenses. Like Rate paid, fuel costs, gifts given. Use your imagination. Then at the end of the year you could print a report and see that you could have bought a new truck. If your really creative you could send it to the accountant and write the whole thing off.
Or you could on the initial visit make sure to use a cover and during the pillow talk portion of your visit say something like "that was fantastic. Of all the girls I have ever seen that was by far the best I have ever had. You are my ATF. Oh BTW, when are you expecting your monthly? Do you use birth control? You do? Could I get the name of it? Because I know that depending on what you use it may alter the frequency. What am I doing with my IPad? Oh just wanting us to be safe."
Or as Amber said "Its called birth control dumb ass." And the responsibility is on you. Fortunately for me had the V 30 years ago.
By the way the above quotes were only used to introduce the subject. No offenset to the OP's
Oh and BTW. When I was a young newly married catholic lad the joke then was
What do they call couples that use the rhythm method?
PARENTS.